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KATG 4005: A Lack of Direction w/ Kyle and Benny Ocasio

A peak back with Keith, Chemda, Kyle Ocasio, and her son Benny. From Crocs controversy, airplane seat-reclining controversy, and the ending of The Dad Emails to Keith’s new family—The Ocasios—and his first trip to San Juan. Oh and Benny never forgets 9/11. (You hear how fatherly Keith is?! Now that’s how it’s done, Dad!!!) September 10, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Reclining your seat on a plane
  • — Valentine’s Day
  • — The ending of The Dad Emails
  • — From KATG VIP’s Nonsense: Keith’s new family w/ Kyle and Benny Ocasio
  • — Stuff & Things by Stuckey & Murray

Pictures

The "living" room
The "living" room



The hitter
The hitter
The recliner
The recliner
Valentine's Day "food"
Valentine's Day "food"
Xerxes' card to Chemda
Xerxes' card to Chemda
Kyle's half-eaten "gift"
Kyle's half-eaten "gift"
Benny and Kyle Ocasio
Benny and Kyle Ocasio

KATG 4004: THE GOOTZ w/ Wendi Starling, Sarah Hartshorne, and Ray fuckin’ Gootz

What else can we say? It’s the mother fuckin’ Gootz! September 9, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Apple TV’s Mayday review
  • — How to make A.I. work for you
  • — Keith crashes Kyle Ocasio’s family time/For the love of Crocs
  • — How to take care of your own vagina/butt sex with olive oil
  • — What would it be like to date Keith?
  • — Manifesting Your Life
  • — Advocating for women’s rights/protests and violence
  • — Celebrating Gootz’s birthday
  • — “I’M NOT AN INCEL!”: Ray Gootz vs. KATG’s forums
  • — Ray’s parents (RIP) and his upbringing
  • — Ray vs. Carolines on Broadway
  • — Ray’s “hookups”
  • — Ray vs. Chemda
  • — Good Bye by Bridget and the Squares

Pictures
Courtesy Lizquiz
Courtesy Lizquiz

KATG 4003: The Awkward Kings of Comedy w/ MARINA FRANKLIN (feat. Owen), Victor Varnado, Hannibal Buress, and Baron Vaughn

KATG episode 4,000 reminded some people of past insanity and beefs, so this episode recalls one of the greatest and—no pun—one of the most awkward KATG shows ever. The meat of this episode is from 2010 and features Keith and Chemda promoting Victor Varnado’s The Awkward Comedy Show with fellow performers Marina Franklin, Hannibal Buress, Marina Franklin, Baron Vaughn, and (let’s not forget) Marina Franklin. September 8, 2026
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  • — If Keith controlled real players in Madden 27
  • — Listener feedback
  • — Time capsule: Why we're not here
  • — The Awkward Comedians couldn't call themselves KINGS unless they paid a $30,000 licensing fee
  • — Comedian competitions
  • — Rapper Common recognizes Baron Vaughn from Black Dynamite; Tracy Morgan spots Victor Varnado from Pluto Nash/Baron does the exceptionally white voice of a preppy gang member in the video game Bully
  • — “Is this all the show’s gonna be now?”: Marina Franklin is annoyed that the show has become all about Baron
  • — Dealing with your art being torrented
  • — Hannibal Buress and his girlfriend break up, and now Victor can't get headshots
  • — The “professionalism” of comedians/Eric André and The Awkward Comedy Show
  • — Keith McNally's house is burned down and all the 76-hour podcast video footage is gone
  • — Class of the Black Titans: Guessing how the comics will get along with each other during a planned tour
  • — Per KATG’s advice, a listener asks a woman out for the first time: It worked!
  • — A British teacher lost nearly 70 pounds after being hypnotized into believing she had gastric bypass surgery
  • — Tiger Woods has a new commercial for Nike featuring his dead father's voice
  • — The Awkward Comedians on interracial couples
  • — A 32-week pregnant woman received a $75 fine after moving from one train car to another
  • — The caustic goodbyes
  • — Book Drive for Hope (What Do We Do Now?) by Kyle Thompson

Pictures

The gang
The gang
Mike Anderson and 2010's KATG Tattoo #66
Mike Anderson and 2010's KATG Tattoo #66


KATG 4002: $#!†-Fµ¢K (Living with Tourette Syndrome) w/ Benny Feldman

KEITH SAW A MOVIE HE LOVES! KEITH SAW A MOVIE HE LOVES! Yep, it’s true! Keith saw the biographical comedy-DRAMA(!!!) “I Swear,” and he cried his brains out in the best way. That led to him revisiting Benny Feldman—one of his favorite KATG guests—who was truly an open book regarding what it’s like being a stand-up comedian with Tourette syndrome. Also, Keith still has the best refrigerator contents in the game. September 5, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Tearjerkers: Steel Magnolias and I Swear
  • — Keith celebrates another perfect shopping experience
  • — Listener Feedback: Shows 4,000 and 4,001
  • — THE LATEST FROM THE JAMES WEBB TELESCOPE!!!
  • — Benny Feldman, stand-up, and Tourette syndrome
  • — Keith and Listener John’s love of paper and games feat. Paparazzi Parodies by Ben Lerman

Guests

Benny FeldmanBenny Feldman

Pictures

Still the best shopping game in the business
Still the best shopping game in the business

KATG 4001: ARCADE.gov and ReadersMagnet w/ Andrea Allan

Just today, Keith got a spam call from ReadersMagnet, a scam company trying to take advantage of independent authors. This reminded him of the first time he happened to be called by the very same literary scouts some years ago while recording a live Keith and The Girl episode with Chemda and Andrea Allan. Today we re-listen to this classic KATG reverse prank call after discussing the arcade selections at ARCADE.gov and if there’s trouble in The Dog Pound. September 4, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Remembering the greatest prank call of all time
  • — Revisiting Keith sucking off his dad’s thumb
  • — Listener MadameEks is proud to be the KATG complainer who, in all sincerity, started the whole “Is this all the show’s gonna be now?” meme
  • — Feedback on episode #4,000
  • — Government deregulation: First our lettuce, now our chocolate
  • — President Trump’s ARCADE.gov
  • — Another dastardly trick learned about Bill Belichick's New England Patriots
  • — Bop 25 by Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman
  • — Is Big Dick Blaine lying about never having a tattoo???
  • — Bose’s trustworthiness and the ridiculousness of policy “agreements”
  • — The Reasurgence aka Literary Book Scouts and the Technicals (SEO)

Guests

Andrea AllanAndrea Allan

Pictures

Guess who's back ...
Guess who's back ...
Don't forget your fresh salad
Don't forget your fresh salad

KATG 4000: SHOW #4,000 w/ The Chat Pack

Some of the best of The Chat Pack, aka; Big Dick Blaine, Neal, Hayley, Bryan, Roland, Newsy, Matthew, and Diana join Keith to celebrate Keith and Chemda’s podcast of well over 21 years by recognizing this very episode. This sexy octet does their best to help Keith recall 3,999 episodes by letting him know how they found KATG and what stood out the most: the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly. Interspersed with clips from the past, this show might make your head spin, but you’ll definitely laugh and cry. If you have feelings. I know Keith sure does. September 4, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — [The KATG App], [Rod Morrow’s introduction]
  • — Celebrating 4,000 episodes with listeners around the world [Andy Kindler asks about Keith’s accent] and Blaine misses Boys’ Weekend [Cathryn Lavery on Keith being the perfect host]
  • — Newsy questions Keith’s possibly Nazi 704 t-shirt [Newsy calls in about being arrested for graffitti], [Ted Alexandro on things being harr-errd]
  • — Superhero sex and intrusive thoughts [Bridget and the Squares perform Apples & Oranges and Winter]
  • — Forums fights and strangers arguing with themselves [Bad faith listeners], [Time Bomb by 4”Stud], [Keith begs listening haters to get out of his life]
  • — Getting kicked out of karaoke [Chemda and Ben Lerman perform In Spide of Ourselves]
  • — Matthew loves Not Gay Bobby [Bobby Mitchell caught driving on a DUI in a dress], [Goodbye, Porn Collection by Bobby Mitchell] and Jesse Joyce [Jesse Joyce as Woody and Keith as Dice]
  • — Remembering Patrice [Patrice the insecure lying theif]
  • — Hayley on Teen Mom Trash Talk [Tracy Carnazzo and Andrea help discuss the name to use when referencing a vagina in a sexual manner]
  • — Newsy remembers the KATG Cruise’s High/Low Talks and KATG’s fake wedding [Emmy and Newsy on teachers sleeping and shitting themselves]
  • — Remembering The Dawn and Drew Show [Adam Curry’s shady company PodShow]
  • — Neal heard KATG in middle school and then heard THE BREAKUP in high school [Keith and Chemda’s romantic breakup]
  • — Matthew and Hayley remember Chemda getting upset [Keepin’ It Real], [Deuce Deuce and Hadar], [The Gootz with Wendi Starling], [Michelle Collins]
  • — Newsy on Keith talking politics [VOTE!], [Keith the politician with Ted Alexandro]
  • — Newsy remembers Lucas’s death [Lucas’s standup submission], [Lucas’s letter about KATG], [Lucas’s suicide bridge that happened upon him]
  • — The Chat Pack discusses how KATG unapologetically shares the ugliness in the world [Betsy and Jack Helmuth on Roe v. Wade being reversed]
  • — Newsy exits the episode [Big Proud Boat], [Keith opens Sniffies]
  • — Neal on being an honest podcast [Static and Satellites by Merit]
  • — Matthew remembers racist liar EatsPaste’s cheating scandal/catching cheaters [Max Darwin]
  • — WARNING! KATG 25-MINUTE COMMERCIAL BLOCK! [KATG’s rules with Andrea and Clark Jones], [Andrea on Best Fiends with Jesse Jolles], [Dan Hartley on Quip], [Sam Evans and Carmen Lagala on Rothy’s], [Casey James Salengo on Sleep Number], [President Trump and Magic Spoon]
  • — KATG celebrating women [Katharine Heller and Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue], [Jesse Joyce on the death of Greg Giraldo], [Carrie Gravenson and Keith’s lack of literal direction], [Myka Fox on KATG vs. Danny Lobell], [Courtney Maginnis with Casey James Salengo on being sober for 2 days], [Ophira Eisenberg on Squid Game(s)], [Chemda as Christi Chiello], [Kyle Ocasio with her 12-year-old son Benny]
  • — KATG sponsors Neal like real HEROES!!! [Bianca on Father Malley’s kids sucking off his thumb], KATG old-school merchandise, and care [Bianca on Keith’s happiness]
  • — Diana enjoys The Real [Justin Smith on Facebookers clicking MAYBE on an invite]

Pictures

Keith's wardrobe
Keith's wardrobe

KATG 3999: HALLELUJAH! (Everybody Wants Some!!) w/ Rod Morrow

Hey, you guys ever get a … hold on, lemme look this up. [Dictionary Preferences: 2 words (blow job) preferred by Merriam-Webster and the Oxford English Dictionary. 1 word (blowjob) preferred by the American Heritage Dictionary.] Anyway, you ever get one? HOLY MAGOLEY! August 26, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — How Keith Got His Groove Back
  • — Dolly Parton, RIP
  • — Today’s Sponsor: Tom Brady’s 7-Foot C.U.M. Ropes
  • — Minimum Rage feat. The Men’s Club of Charlotte’s kitchen nightmare
  • — Remembering KATG shows 3993 - 3998 feat. Robert Alvarez and the Diamond Dogs
  • — At the Movies: Jason Statham's Mutiny, Spider-Man’s Jean Grey having sex with herself, Insidious: Out of the Further, and The End of Oak Street
  • — Sam Mendes’s proposed 4 Beatles movies and The Dog Stars contradicting trailers

Guests

Rod MorrowRod Morrow

Pictures

The Diamond Dogs' rigged rig
The Diamond Dogs' rigged rig
Fuck you, Guitar Center
Fuck you, Guitar Center
The foosball table being respected
The foosball table being respected
Rock 'n Roll, baby
Rock 'n Roll, baby

Just what Keith does ...
Just what Keith does ...

KATG 3998: Boys’ Weekend: RETURN OF THE CARNIVAL OF SINS (Theatre of Pain)

Keith, Buddy, Big Dick, and Killer finish their recording session discussing Virtual Reality “games” (you know the kind), the truly greatest BBQ spot in Charlotte, The Diamond Dogs’ tattoos, and the epic concert of Extreme, Tesla, and I guess Mötley Crüe. August 22, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Virtual Reality “games” (you know the kind)
  • — BBQ Lunch: Charlotte’s Nobel Smoke
  • — The Diamond Dogs’ tattoos
  • — Extreme, Tesla, and Mötley Crüe(?)

Pictures

Killer Kyle - and no, we won't tell you what "game" he was "playing"
Killer Kyle - and no, we won't tell you what "game" he was "playing"




Karen and Rod Morrow with The Boys
Karen and Rod Morrow with The Boys

Buddy Rick and KATG Tattoo #152
Buddy Rick and KATG Tattoo #152
Buddy Rick and Killer Kyle's KATG Tattoo #153
Buddy Rick and Killer Kyle's KATG Tattoo #153
The puzzle pieces
The puzzle pieces
Diamond Dogs
Diamond Dogs
Extreme's Francis
Extreme's Francis

Extreme's Ozzy tribute
Extreme's Ozzy tribute
This piece of dog shit ...
This piece of dog shit ...
Girls, Girls, Girls sponsored by Mattress Warehouse
Girls, Girls, Girls sponsored by Mattress Warehouse
Heavy Metal in 2026
Heavy Metal in 2026
Nikki Sixx being a weirdo with an 11-year-old girl
Nikki Sixx being a weirdo with an 11-year-old girl
Nature finds The Scarlet Bitch
Nature finds The Scarlet Bitch

KATG 3997: Boys’ Weekend: THE STRIP CLUB (Girls, Girls, Girls)

“A podcaster, a Canadian, a football coach, and a Texan walk into a bar.” The trio continues recapping their awesome weekend of friendship and whores as we learn everything you ever wanted to know about a strip club but were afraid to ask. August 21, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — The Diamond Dogs’ dads
  • — Charlotte’s The Men’s Club feat. Killer Kyle’s ex-lover & stripper and the tricks of the trade
  • — Charlotte’s Tilt on Trade

Pictures

Blaine's "Washateria" (but obviously A.I.)
Blaine's "Washateria" (but obviously A.I.)




The manager unsexily grabbing all the dollar bills
The manager unsexily grabbing all the dollar bills

Keith's into it
Keith's into it
Keith's rusted strip club memento ($3.50 retail)
Keith's rusted strip club memento ($3.50 retail)
Charlotte's Tilt on Trade
Charlotte's Tilt on Trade

KATG 3996: Boys’ Weekend: CAROWINDS I mean THE GUN RANGE (New Tattoo)

All 4 of the dogs are together! Thanks to Keith’s excellent planning, he’s joined by the whole gang featuring Big Dick Blaine, Buddy Rick, and Killer Kyle. BBQ? CHECK! Guns? CHECK! Titties? CHECK! Theme Park? Pardon? August 20, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Six Flags’ Carowinds
  • — BBQ Breakfast feat. Liz
  • — The Gun Range
  • — BBQ Lunch feat. Kyle’s dad
  • — Six-Foot Ropes
  • — New Tattoos
  • — Pool frolicking

Pictures

Hayden Panettiere, RIP
Hayden Panettiere, RIP
When we make plans, God laughs
When we make plans, God laughs

BBQ breakfast
BBQ breakfast
Keith's sexy state magnets
Keith's sexy state magnets




Keith and Buddy Rick at the range
Keith and Buddy Rick at the range
Keith's broken gun
Keith's broken gun
Keith's damage
Keith's damage
Big Dick Blaine and his even bigger gun
Big Dick Blaine and his even bigger gun

Hitman
Hitman
Killer Kyle
Killer Kyle
Blaine
Blaine
Rick
Rick

The Dogs
The Dogs
A celebratory smoke
A celebratory smoke
Kyle with his dad
Kyle with his dad
BBQ lunch
BBQ lunch
Tattoo shop #1's cookies
Tattoo shop #1's cookies
Tattoo shop #2's pork sandwhiches
Tattoo shop #2's pork sandwhiches
Keith getting ready for the strip club
Keith getting ready for the strip club
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