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KATG 3116: Full Metal Jacket w/ Justin Smith

Weight issues; marriage vs. career; religion vs. comedy; casual racism; Massachusetts police ask criminals to rest during heat wave; Louisiana police officer advocates that someone shoots Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez; Grimes eliminated blue light from her vision; NASA accidentally sold moon landing footage for $218; Area 51 under attack; Cats the movie; The Lion King vs. The Jungle Book; Chemda reviews Full Metal Jacket (1987), Big (1987), and Overboard (1987) July 21, 2019
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Justin SmithJustin Smith

KATG 3115: Mind Your Own Business w/ Neko White

Alfred Matthew Weird Al Yankovic and Keith’s #1 album; hosting a roast battle; stand-up at 14-years-old; The Potterhood Podcast; checking your lover’s private devices; porn July 18, 2019
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Neko WhiteNeko White

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Neko White
Neko White

KATG 3114: The Newlywed Game 2 w/ Andrea Allan, Kyle Ocasio, and Xerxes

Keith and Kyle battle Chemda and Xerxes to learn which host knows their partner better July 17, 2019
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Your host Andrea Allan
Your host Andrea Allan
Kyle Ocasio
Kyle Ocasio
Xerxes
Xerxes

KATG 3113: Billy Vanilly w/ Billy Procida

Jim Gaffigan, John Mulaney, and Keith’s #1 album; thirst traps; being heckled by an ex; prostitution dominance July 16, 2019
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Billy ProcidaBilly Procida

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Billy Procida
Billy Procida
I'm Dating Your Mom
I'm Dating Your Mom
Billy's traps
Billy's traps




KATG 3112: Short Fuse w/ J.P. McDade and Bianca Brady

The Manhattan blackout and the absent mayor; Chris Morgan, Bagel Boss; President Trump tells congresswomen of color to go back where they came from; Tennessee governor observes KKK grand wizard; Trump’s 13th cabinet member departs administration; cowardly Las Vegas shooting officer fired; Vancouver supermarket’s plastic bag shaming backfires July 15, 2019
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J.P. McDade
J.P. McDade
Bianca Brady
Bianca Brady
The Manhattan blackout
The Manhattan blackout
NYC mayor and presidental hopeful Bill De Blasio
NYC mayor and presidental hopeful Bill De Blasio
Bagel Boss Chris Morgan
Bagel Boss Chris Morgan
Trump with the congresswomen he said should go back where they came from
Trump with the congresswomen he said should go back where they came from
Tennessee Governor Bill Lee
Tennessee Governor Bill Lee
Confederate general and Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard Nathan Bedford Forrest
Confederate general and Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard Nathan Bedford Forrest
Alex Acosta, the 13th Cabinet member to leave the Trump administration
Alex Acosta, the 13th Cabinet member to leave the Trump administration

Officer Cordell Hendrex and trainee Elif Varsin hiding during Las Vegas mass shooting
Officer Cordell Hendrex and trainee Elif Varsin hiding during Las Vegas mass shooting
The Canadian grocery store joke bags
The Canadian grocery store joke bags

KATG 3111: Man Cave w/ Casey James Salengo, Will Winner, and Patrick Schroeder

Drinking with your mom; psychedelic lessons; Eighty-Six (The Jingling Libido Song); break-ups and reconciliation; bad comedy audiences and public breakdowns; Chemda’s movie reviews; Child’s Play and Keith’s parenting skills; Manhattan’s blackout; Chemda, bikes, and her broken leg July 14, 2019
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The Boyz: Casey, Will, and Patrick
The Boyz: Casey, Will, and Patrick





Keith’s stepson
Keith’s stepson
The 2019 Manhattan Blackout
The 2019 Manhattan Blackout

KATG 3110: Child’s Play w/ Richie Tolway

Chucky and Keith’s stepdad plans; woman makes up missing child so cops find her car; man arrested over 70 times for subway sexual abuse; black hospital patient wrongly arrested on hospital grounds; being pronounced dead while alive July 12, 2019
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Richie TolwayRichie Tolway

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Richie Tolway
Richie Tolway



Devra Freelander, the cyclist fatally struck by a cement truck
Devra Freelander, the cyclist fatally struck by a cement truck
Tiffany Obi, the woman who lied about her kid being in a stolen car
Tiffany Obi, the woman who lied about her kid being in a stolen car
Giovanni Verdelli, the 70-plus-times subway sexual assaulter
Giovanni Verdelli, the 70-plus-times subway sexual assaulter
Shaquille Dukes, falsely arrested for stealing medical equipment
Shaquille Dukes, falsely arrested for stealing medical equipment
Archbishop Fulton Sheen, upcoming saint
Archbishop Fulton Sheen, upcoming saint

KATG 3109: Yesterday w/ Dan LaMorte

Weed culture; Chemda sees the Beatles movie Yesterday; Toy Story 2’s casting couch deleted scene and Pepé Le Pew July 11, 2019
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Dan LaMorteDan LaMorte

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Dan LaMorte
Dan LaMorte

The casting couch scene in Toy Story 2
The casting couch scene in Toy Story 2
Pepé Le Pew
Pepé Le Pew

KATG 3108: Camera Ready w/ Wendi Starling

Sugar babying and respect; family trauma and being alone; Spider-Man: Far from Home, horror movies and haunted houses, and Chemda explains Inception; skeevy birthday wishes; Ross Perot July 10, 2019
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Wendi Starling
Wendi Starling

Troublemaker Tony Stark
Troublemaker Tony Stark



Secretly it's about men's feelings
Secretly it's about men's feelings
Chemda's mom's favorite
Chemda's mom's favorite
The late Ross Perot
The late Ross Perot
Dana Carvey
Dana Carvey

KATG 3107: Lying Colors w/ Lucie Pohl

Listener responses to The Emails; Lucie’s scary new relationship; The History of Keith July 9, 2019
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Lucie PohlLucie Pohl

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Lucie Pohl
Lucie Pohl
Food porn
Food porn
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