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KATG 2695: The High Road

with Daniel Hartley – The greatest country in the word; weed vs. coke; Google vs. Women; weed suppositories; selling your home to foreigners; archaic laws; smiling bank robbers; deadly amusement parks August 16, 2017
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  • — The Philippines: Daniel Hartley helps Keith give a shout-out to the best country in the world
  • — Party Rivalry Revisited: The gang reminisces on The Silent Smoking Party vs. The Yelling Coke Party
  • — You Don’t Know You’re Going To Get Fired?: Former Google employee James Damore was fired for posting a 10-page note on an internal Google discussion board criticizing what he called Google's liberal leanings with regards to women. The document cited principles of evolutionary psychology to argue that women are unsuited to be good engineers.
  • — The Snoop Dizzy Suppositories: A Portland man thought he was doing nothing wrong when he lit up a joint in a courtroom. Chemda blows Dan and Keith’s minds when she reveals that there are weed suppositories.
  • — Hard F For Foreigner: Michigan man James Prater is trying to sell his home. But not to foreigners.
  • — Arcane: The group looks into goofy laws. And badgers.
  • — Smile, You’re On Camera: The FBI’s San Francisco office has released photos of a man that loves smiling during his bank robberies
  • — Fire Ball: An Ohio State Fair amusement park ride sends people flying

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Daniel Hartley
Daniel Hartley
The Philippines
The Philippines
James Damore, the Google sexist
James Damore, the Google sexist
Jeffrey Lord
Jeffrey Lord
Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin
Where does that go, Chemda?
Where does that go, Chemda?

Legal?
Legal?
Legal?
Legal?
The smiling bank robber
The smiling bank robber
The Fire Ball ride
The Fire Ball ride

KATG 2694: Make Racists Scared Again

President Trump finally denounces KKK and white supremacist violence; white nationalist comedian deliberately maces himself for attention; @YesYoureRacist outs racists at white power rallies; American tourist beaten up in Germany for Nazi salute; KATG Polls; HBO shows hacked again; the danger of copper cups; Chemda, dog lover August 15, 2017
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  • — You Gotta Say It: Donald Trump publicly denounced the actions of the KKK and related white supremacy groups days after the riots and civilian death in Virginia
  • — Maced Alaska: Tim Treadstone Gionet, the 29-year-old comedian, internet troll, and racist, mostly known as @BakedAlaska, maced himself in the face during the rally and pretended somebody else attacked him
  • — Gotcha!: The twitter account @YesYoureRacist identifies people who are participating in racist rallies through their photographs and posts them online
  • — 3 Punches Allowed: An American tourist in Germany was punched repeatedly for giving the Nazi salute
  • — The Polls Are In: 64% of listeners think Chemda’s empathy goes too far; 59% of listeners have broken something in anger; 63% of listeners are comfortable with their significant other being friends with their ex; 67% of listeners think actors are more insufferable to hang out with than comedians; and 52% of listeners would contract herpes for a $1,000,000
  • — Hacked!: A hacker who has been trying to extort money from HBO upped their game by releasing several episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm as well as episodes from other series
  • — Throw The Mugs Away: An advisory bulletin from Iowa's Alcoholic Beverages Division states that copper from mugs should not come into contact with acidic foods including vinegar, fruit juice, wine, and a traditional Moscow Mule because of the potential for copper poisoning
  • — He Needs A Dog Bed: The Hennessy household boarded a dog for the first time

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The late Heather Heyer
The late Heather Heyer
Keep punchin'
Keep punchin'
Tim "Treadstone" Gionet aka @BakedAlaska
Tim "Treadstone" Gionet aka @BakedAlaska
The internet doing good work
The internet doing good work




Bye bye
Bye bye
The HBO hack
The HBO hack
Chemda as a dog mother
Chemda as a dog mother
You will enjoy the finest dog bed my friend
You will enjoy the finest dog bed my friend
The dog bed
The dog bed

KATG 2693: Serenity Now

Rosebud Baker – The Upside Down; sobriety, making amends, and being right vs. being happy; mansplaining August 14, 2017
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  • — You’re Psychotic: Rosebud Baker, who sees into the spiritual world through crystals, is in studio
  • — I Need Something: Rosebud has been completely sober for 10 years. She discusses the other vices that maintain her sanity, making amends, and being right vs. being happy.
  • — You Don’t Eat The Paint: The gang discusses the phenomena of mansplaining

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Rosebud BakerRosebud Baker

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Rosebud Baker
Rosebud Baker
Rosebud's booze substitute
Rosebud's booze substitute
Rosebud's Elite Daily column
Rosebud's Elite Daily column
Tony Robbins feelin' it
Tony Robbins feelin' it
The woman who left a (sex) cult
The woman who left a (sex) cult

KATG 2692: Who Watches the Watchmen?

The Charlottesville, Virginia protests; Marshawn Lynch sits during National Anthem; Detroit, Annabelle: Creation, and Kidnap reviewed; 18-year-old Instagrams 14-year-old dying sister; Chemda’s tumor anniversary; food for thought August 13, 2017
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  • — Unite The White: Keith and Chemda discuss the white nationalists' protests in Charlottesville, Virginia
  • — Awake: Oakland Raiders’ Marshawn Lynch refused to stand during the National Anthem before a preseason game
  • — Mandatory Viewings: Keith reviews Detroit, Annabelle: Creation, and Kidnap
  • — Kids These Days: 18-year-old Obdulia Sánchez livestreamed her 14-year-old dying sister on Instagram after Sánchez drunkenly crashed the car they were both riding in
  • — He Was In Flip Flops: Chemda celebrated her tumor anniversary by completing a 2-mile run
  • — Watchmen: Keith and Chemda give us food for thought regarding cigarettes, sugar, and how to be a good listener

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The controversial Robert E. Lee statue
The controversial Robert E. Lee statue
Pro-statue rally organizer Richard Spencer
Pro-statue rally organizer Richard Spencer
Pro-statue rally organizer David Duke
Pro-statue rally organizer David Duke
The white men and their tiki torches
The white men and their tiki torches

Stormtroopers
Stormtroopers
Why calling them Nazis isn't out of line
Why calling them Nazis isn't out of line
A maced Nazi
A maced Nazi

White nationalists beating a black civilian with Nazi flagposts
White nationalists beating a black civilian with Nazi flagposts
James Field with his KKK shield
James Field with his KKK shield
James Field and his "beloved" car
James Field and his "beloved" car
James Field, the car, and the counterprotesters
James Field, the car, and the counterprotesters
Heather Heyer, the freedom fighter killed by the car
Heather Heyer, the freedom fighter killed by the car
What the Master Race looks like
What the Master Race looks like
Marshawn Lynch
Marshawn Lynch




Obdulia Sánchez, Instagram drunk driver
Obdulia Sánchez, Instagram drunk driver
Rihanna's pic that Chris Brown liked
Rihanna's pic that Chris Brown liked

KATG 2691: Cool Down

with Anthony DeVito and Julia Solomon – Relationship dynamics; rage issues and how to stay on top of your medication; Dave Chappelle’s no phone rule; Julia’s love of skin care; performing high; Chemda’s tumor anniversary; cancer survivor dies hiking; your boyfriend’s clothes; black market butt injections August 10, 2017
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  • — Moving In: Anthony DeVito and Julia Solomon, who will soon be moving in together, are in studio
  • — CC Me On All Emails: Julia and Anthony discuss their relationship dynamics
  • — Chill: Julia discusses her rage issues, and the gang discusses how Anthony’s anger manifests
  • — I’ll Take Your Pill For You: Julia discusses the medications she has to keep track of, and the group talks about how to stay on top of your pills
  • — Coat Check For Phones: Dave Chappelle requires that audience members don’t have access to their phones during his performances
  • — Influencer With No Followers: Julia is obsessed with skin care products
  • — I’m So High, I Gotta Go: Julia performed comedy on a cruise ship with Anthony and left the stage after 2 minutes because she was soooo high
  • — Happy Tumor Anniversary: Today is the anniversary of Chemda finding out she had a tumor
  • — Take A Hike: Greg Auriemma, 63, went hiking to celebrate the amazing strides he'd made in his battle with cancer. He was found dead in the woods.
  • — Neighborhood Shoes: Julia is excited to move in with Anthony so that she can fix the way he dresses
  • — Darwinism?: Latesha Bynum got a black market butt injection in a Manhattan apartment and wound up died of brain damage from the ‘procedure’

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Anthony and Julia
Anthony and Julia
"Put your headphones on"
"Put your headphones on"
Julia's dish breaking documented
Julia's dish breaking documented
Anthony's neighborhood shoes
Anthony's neighborhood shoes
Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
The band members from Train
The band members from Train
Anthony's comedy album Dream Occupation
Anthony's comedy album Dream Occupation
It's been a year since she sent the tumor packin
It's been a year since she sent the tumor packin
The late Greg Auriemma
The late Greg Auriemma
Latesha Bynum
Latesha Bynum

KATG 2690: Rose-Colored Glasses

with Jessica Watkins and Andrea Allan – Walking America; drive-ins, Atomic Blonde, Girls Trip, and 4D movies; suicide by text; teens mock drowning adult; Can evil people change?; Pete Rose’s underage sex; 96-year-old nazis August 9, 2017
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  • — Finding Herself: Jessica Watkins, who walked across America to find herself, is in studio
  • — Car 2 Go: Jessica recounts a recent adventure she had were she drove around the countryside and ended up seeing a drive-in double feature (Atomic Blonde and Girls Trip)
  • — 4D: Theaters now have a 4D cinema experience where the chairs move and you’re sprayed with water
  • — Suicide By Text: Michelle Carter has been sentenced to 15 months for the involuntary manslaughter of boyfriend Conrad Roy. Jessica and Keith read the back-and-forth text messages that lead to Michelle’s conviction. Chemda tries to see the good side of Michelle while Andrea Allan comes on mic to set Chemda straight.
  • — Good Samaritan Law: A group of teens watched and filmed a disabled man, Jamel Dunn, drown to death in a pond while they mocked him. They then posted the video on social media.
  • — Road To Redemption: The gang debates whether or not evil people have the capacity to change
  • — Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman: Claims have surfaced that former MLB star Pete Rose had a sexual relationship with an underage girl in 1975. Jessica talks about when she was being pursued sexually by her high school’s football coach.
  • — Life Sentence: Oskar Groening, a 96-year-old former Auschwitz death camp guard, was deemed fit for prison

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Jessica Watkins
Jessica Watkins
Jessica's chariot
Jessica's chariot

Girl's Trip
Girl's Trip
The 4D experience
The 4D experience
Michelle Carter
Michelle Carter
The late Conrad Roy
The late Conrad Roy
Jamel Dunn, the man who was video taped while drowning
Jamel Dunn, the man who was video taped while drowning
The good samaritan law episode of Seinfeld
The good samaritan law episode of Seinfeld
Pete Rose
Pete Rose
Oscar Groening, when he was a young nazi and now
Oscar Groening, when he was a young nazi and now

KATG 2689: 2 Kings 1 Throne

with Rob Haze – Chinese chatbots against communism; Stephen King’s rape and pedophile fantasies revisited; R. Kelly’s illegal history; Kanye West vs. Jay-Z and 4:44 reviewed; Usher’s $1.1 million herpes cost; Chris Pratt and Anna Faris separate August 8, 2017
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  • — Yeezy Does It: Rob Haze, the co-host of The Book of Ye, is in studio
  • — Cummunism: Chatbots created by Chinese software developers started raging against communism on their own, preferring democracy
  • — Freedom Of Fiction: Keith reads listener feedback on the reported Stephen King child sex plots
  • — Let’s Go Half On A Baby: Rob gives his input on R. Kelly’s indiscretions
  • — Yay-Z: Rob explains the ongoing beef between Kanye West and Jay-Z, the back-and-forth diss lyrics, and the meaning of the number 4
  • — If Usher Can Get It: Usher settled out of court for $1,100,000 with a woman he gave herpes to without sharing that he was infected. Another woman is seeking damages from Usher as well despite not getting infected with herpes.
  • — Parting With Respect: Chris Pratt and Anna Faris, who have a 4-year-old child, have announced their separation after 8 years of marriage

Guests

Rob HazeRob Haze

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Rob Haze
Rob Haze
Stephen King
Stephen King
R. Kelly
R. Kelly
Hulk Hogan in court
Hulk Hogan in court
Kayne and Jay-Z
Kayne and Jay-Z
Trump and Kayne
Trump and Kayne
Usher
Usher
Anna Faris and Chris Pratt
Anna Faris and Chris Pratt
Chris's social media post
Chris's social media post
vs. Anna's social media post
vs. Anna's social media post

KATG 2688: This Is Why You’re Single

with Laura Lane and Angela Spera – Laura’s wedding; dating Ryan Lochte; Lauren’s insensitive pro poker playing brother; dating a deaf person; listener relationship comments and questions August 7, 2017
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  • — This Is Why You’re Single: Laura Lane and Angela Spera, from the podcast and book This Is Why You’re Single, are in studio
  • — A Dress And A Half: Laura is married and Angela was her bridesmaid. They recount the full experience from buying the dress before the proposal to the pre-wedding freak-out
  • — Listen To Your Vagina: Laura and Angela recount some of the flings they had including Laura casually banging Olympian Ryan Lochte
  • — Inside Deal: Laura was a poker commentator on ESPN’s Inside Deal. Her professional poker playing brother entered an all-women’s tournament in hopes that it would be easier.
  • — Half The Deaf Man He Is: Angela’s boyfriend is half deaf, and he became jealous when she had a crush on a fully deaf actor
  • — Full Nuclear: Laura and Angela give their input on some listener relationship comments and questions

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Angela Spera and Laura Lane of This Is Why You're Single
Angela Spera and Laura Lane of This Is Why You're Single
The ladies' book
The ladies' book
Laura's wedding
Laura's wedding
Ryan Lochte
Ryan Lochte

KATG 2687: The King and I

Robots’ secret language; The Dark Tower and Dunkirk reviewed; Stephen King’s rape and pedophilia plotlines; The Emoji Movie; The Karate Kid TV series with Ralph Macchio; Game of Thrones season 7; Trump’s transgender military ban; 110 out of 111 NFL players have CTE; KATG Polls; New York Daily News reports on accused rapist and UCB improv comic Aaron Glaser August 6, 2017
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  • — Your Own NSA: Facebook has found two chatbots speaking to each other in their own language – one that humans can’t understand. Keith criticizes the social aspect and transparency of Venmo.
  • — Deserts Bore Me: Keith reviews The Dark Tower and Dunkirk
  • — 7 Pages Is A Bit Much: Stephen King’s novels are filled with plotlines involving rape and pedophilia
  • — Frown Face: Chemda tries to convince Keith to watch The Emoji Movie with their friends
  • — Paint The Fence Again: There will be a TV series continuing the story of The Karate Kid featuring Ralph Macchio and his school archenemy
  • — Tying Up Loose Ends: Keith discusses Game of Thrones season 7 and the surrounding world
  • — It’s Hard To Get Hard: The gang discusses Trump’s most recent public statements regarding transgender people in the military
  • — Modern Gladiators: A recent study of 111 NFL players shows that 110 of them have the brain condition Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE) from repeated head trauma
  • — KATG Polls: 26% of the audience had a loved one commit suicide; 40% of the audience think it’s okay to hurt your kid’s bully; 33% of the audience would send their kids to a same-sex school; 56% of the audience thinks O.J. will go to jail again in his lifetime; 1 listener said they would put the Passion Dust glitter in their vagina; 14% of the audience have or will watch dick filleting in the Pain Olympics
  • — No And: New York Daily News released an official story about improv comic Aaron Glaser being banned from UCB over rape allegations

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Stephen King
Stephen King






Game of Thrones character Hot Pie
Game of Thrones character Hot Pie
Ben Hawkey, real life baker
Ben Hawkey, real life baker
Queen Cersei's lovers hit it off
Queen Cersei's lovers hit it off



KATG 2686: Two Drunk Minimum

with Andrea Allan – Andrea's drunk Mr. Hyde: Angela the Angel; meeting the parents; working in a movie theater August 3, 2017
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  • — Home Team: KATG Associate Producer Andrea Allan is in studio
  • — Angela The Angel: Andrea recounts some of the insane drinking stories shared on the most recent Flavor of The Month VIP show Two Drunk Minimum
  • — Meet The Parents: Andrea is going to boyfriend Dustin’s hometown, and she’ll meet his mother for the first time
  • — Your Motivation: Andrea and Keith talk about their disdain for hanging out in social groups with actors
  • — Girls Night Is A Rough Night: Dustin works in a movie theater, and Andrea shares the shocking customer behavior that takes place

Guests

Andrea AllanAndrea Allan

Pictures

The home team
The home team
Listen to Two Drunk Minimum!
Listen to Two Drunk Minimum!
Andrea and Dustin
Andrea and Dustin
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