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KATG 2814: CityKids

With Chris Laker and Ruby Karp — Celebrate with KATG; what it’s like being a child; OkCupid, Keith’s dating life, KATG Polls, and the destruction of Science; Keith’s dad’s dating advice February 22, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Celebrate Good Times: A listener of 12 years writes in with a fresh idea to help support KATG
  • — Play Baseball and Be a Basketball: Chris Laker helps KATG discuss the idiosyncrasies of being a kid today with 17-year-old Ruby Karp
  • — Kids These Days: The kids in Ruby’s high school all have smartphones in class, they do drugs, they have sex in the gender-neutral bathrooms, and they have drills to prepare them for school shootings
  • — OkStupid: Ruby discusses her mom’s dating life and her experiences finding men online. A listener writes sharing their experiences on OkCupid.
  • — Venmo Me: 30% of listeners think that Keith’s pool hall date was appropriate with the way she paid for nothing and showed no gratitude. Keith asks if his audience knows what words are. 60% of listeners disagree with Keith’s theory that everyone has a main person that they are attracted to in their heads. Again, Keith explains what words are.
  • — Dear Old Dad: Keith’s dad offers dating advice

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Ruby Karp
Ruby Karp
Chris Laker
Chris Laker
7-year-old Ruby with Amy Poehler and co.
7-year-old Ruby with Amy Poehler and co.
Present Trump's cheat sheet for talking to kids re: school shootings (real picture)
Present Trump's cheat sheet for talking to kids re: school shootings (real picture)

KATG 2813: Benefits

with Emily Lubin – Being dumped on Valentine’s Day; babysitting sad children; men vs. women in our current dating environment February 21, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — A KATG Classic: We have Emily Lubin in studio
  • — Just Benefits: Emily got dumped on Valentine's Day over the phone. Seeing it happening ahead of time, she put the call on speaker during a podcast recording.
  • — Kids Say The Darndest Things: Emily works part-time as a babysitter. She recently had to comfort the little boy she takes care of because friends are talking about how girls have crushes on him.
  • — He’s Such A Nice Guy: The gang discusses the differences between women and men in our current dating environment

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Emily LubinEmily Lubin

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Emily Lubin
Emily Lubin
The podcast Emily got dumped on
The podcast Emily got dumped on

KATG 2812: Central and Main

with Casey James Salengo – Casey’s love life and rough history; Trump vs. Oprah; Fergie’s National Anthem performance; Marilyn Manson’s onstage meltdown; more Russian Olympians caught doping; dating etiquette; Olympian’s costume malfunction; Jaime Foxx walks off interview when asked about Katie Holmes; rapist Russell Simmons relaxing with yoga; drug kingpin kidnaps nurses for yellow fever vaccine; Girl Scouts may sell outside cannabis dispensaries February 20, 2018

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  • — Ladies’ Man: Guest Casey James Salengo is a man in love that lives with his girlfriend. The gang reminisces on his previous disastrous relationship.
  • — Presidents’ Day: President Donald Trump is trolling Oprah on Twitter
  • — A Cat In A Dryer: Pop singer Fergie performed a bizarre, jazzy, sexy rendition of the National Anthem at an NBA All-Star Game in Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Marilyn Manson had an onstage meltdown while performing in Long Island, NY.
  • — The Dope Show: Russian Olympic curling team, Anastasia Bryzgalova and Alexander Krushelnitsky, have been busted taking the performance-enhancing drug Meldonium. The gang discusses Russia’s athletic fall from grace.
  • — Pinky Out: Casey gives his take on dating etiquette
  • — Ice Dancers: Olympic Figure Skating duo Gabriella Papadakis and Guillaume Cizeron had to continue their performance despite Gabriella’s top coming undone
  • — No Sympathy: Jamie Foxx walked off a live ESPN broadcast when the anchor tried to ask him about his rumored girlfriend, actress Katie Holmes
  • — Namaste: Russell Simmons, who has been accused of multiple rapes, has been spotted in Bali vacationing and doing a yoga retreat
  • — Robin Hood: Brazilian drug kingpin Thomas Vieira Gomes abducted 2 nurses at gunpoint at a Rio de Janeiro clinic and forced them to give yellow fever vaccines to slum dwellers
  • — Munchies: Girl Scouts in Colorado can now legally sell their cookies outside of cannabis dispensaries

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Casey James Salengo
Casey James Salengo
Casey and his girlfriend Courtney
Casey and his girlfriend Courtney
Fergie getting saucy during her performance of the National Anthem
Fergie getting saucy during her performance of the National Anthem
Marilyn Manson doing totally fine
Marilyn Manson doing totally fine
Russian dopers Anastasia Bryzgalova and Alexander Krushelnitsky
Russian dopers Anastasia Bryzgalova and Alexander Krushelnitsky
The Olympic nip slip
The Olympic nip slip
Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes
Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes
Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise
Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise

Russell Simmons centering himself after multiple rapes
Russell Simmons centering himself after multiple rapes
Girl Scouts are going to be RICH!
Girl Scouts are going to be RICH!

KATG 2811: In the Pants

with Jessie Jolles – Apple’s dangerous all-glass headquarters; Snickers Pods and Doritos for Women; Trump’s comb-over; Keith and Jessie’s love lives February 19, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Fan Favorite: Our friend and yours, Jessie Jolles, is in studio
  • — I Can See Clearly Now: Apple’s new headquarters is a ring-shaped office mostly made of glass. Employees are continuously walking into the glass by accident.
  • — Pod People: Snickers and Twix have candies shaped like pods named Pods. Meanwhile, PepsiCo’s female CEO says that they’re developing a line of Doritos made specifically for women.
  • — His Hair Is A Lie: Video has surfaced of Trump boarding a plane with the wind flipping his comb over almost completely off his head
  • — Get A Load Of This: Keith and Jessie compare their love lives

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Jessie JollesJessie Jolles

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Jessie Jolles
Jessie Jolles
Apple's headquarters
Apple's headquarters



Mr. President
Mr. President

KATG 2810: Black Panther

with Rod Morrow – Florida school shooting reactions; Keith’s bad date; Black Panther reviewed with Rod from The Black Guy Who Tips; Keith’s good date February 18, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Gun! Guns! Guns!: Keith and Chemda review listeners’ views on gun control and Trump’s reaction to the Florida school shooting
  • — Throw In a Load: Keith reviews his bad pool hall date while Chemda provides colorful commentary
  • — Black Power: Keith found the film Black Panther ridiculous, and Rod from The Black Guy Who Tips calls in to defend the movie. The gang discusses plot silliness as well as the cultural significance that Black Panther has for people of color.
  • — Spin Cycle: Keith reviews the second date with his new love

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Rod Morrow Rod Morrow

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The Donald giving his condolences
The Donald giving his condolences

 Rod and Karen from The Black Guy Who Tips
Rod and Karen from The Black Guy Who Tips
Fake news
Fake news
The blackface poster used for a PTA fundraiser at a Brooklyn school
The blackface poster used for a PTA fundraiser at a Brooklyn school
Keith's wedding ring makes an appearance in his dating profile
Keith's wedding ring makes an appearance in his dating profile

KATG 2809: Sup

with Kenny DeForest and Paul Hooper – Sharing your sobriety and unfair breathalyzers; the animals living in you; the Parkland, FL school shooting; Keith’s dating life; a brain scan that tells if you’re in love; KATG Polls; Stormy Daniels may now spill re: the Donald Trump affair February 15, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — A Gaggle Of Guys: We have Kenny DeForest and Paul Hooper in studio
  • — Joyless Paul: Paul discusses his disdain for people who publicly declare their sobriety and participate in AA
  • — Grade On A Curve: A Texas man who has been convicted of 4 DWIs protested his most recent sentence on grounds that breathalyzer laws discriminate against alcoholics
  • — Why We Drink: Florida resident Sam Cordero had a parasite removed from his head that travelled from his stomach. Meanwhile, an 11-year-old California boy had a snail removed that was living in his elbow.
  • — Thoughts And Prayers: 19-year old Nikolas Cruz went on a shooting rampage with an AR-15 in a Florida high school, killing 17 people. The gang discusses gun control in the United States.
  • — Two Princesses: The gang discusses Keith’s dating life and his online and offline behavior
  • — Let’s Take This Quiz: A brain scan that reveals whether a person is in love - or faking it - will be available within a decade
  • — You Have A Fun Audience: 35% of the listeners have had sex in public; 34% have been in a three-way or more; and, 45% would eat dog if it was on the menu
  • — Non-Disclosure: Donald Trump’s personal lawyer accidentally broke the non-disclosure agreement between himself and porn star Stormy Daniels, who is now able to go public with her Donald Trump affair

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Kenny DeForest
Kenny DeForest
Paul Hooper
Paul Hooper
The Texan fighting his 4th DWI
The Texan fighting his 4th DWI
Sam Cordero and his eye parasite
Sam Cordero and his eye parasite
A parasite in an eyeball
A parasite in an eyeball
Florida school shooter Nikolas Cruz
Florida school shooter Nikolas Cruz

Nikolas Cruz's Instagram photo
Nikolas Cruz's Instagram photo

Michael Cohen, Trump's lawyer
Michael Cohen, Trump's lawyer
Stormy Daniels
Stormy Daniels

KATG 2808: Everything’s Fine

with Tracey Carnazzo — Anxiety and weed paranoia; emetophobia; struggling with weight; an aimless Valentine’s Day; The 2018 Flu; keeping an eye on Tracey’s boyfriend; the world’s first gay Olympic figure skater; South Korea’s dog menu; Teen Mom February 14, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Best New Guest: Tracey Carnazzo, Best New Guest of 2017, is in studio
  • — RELAX!: Tracey suffers from anxiety attacks and has trouble sleeping. Her mom tries to calm her down by yelling the anxiety out of her.
  • — The Weed Dairies: Chemda recently has been getting paranoid when she’s smoking weed and thinks people are breaking into her house
  • — You’re A Mess: Tracey suffers from emetophobia, and it affects every facet of her life
  • — Fat Camp: Tracey struggles with losing weight and will hire a trainer to come to her house
  • — Are You Happy?: Tracey gives an update on her relationship and (lack of) Valentine's Day plans
  • — Get The Shot: 5-year-old Brooklyn resident Elisa Murray was the 4th child in NYC to die from the flu within the last few weeks. Meanwhile, to limit the spread of the virus, the Catholic Church is suspending the sharing of consecrated wine during communion, handshakes during the peace offering, and stagnant holy water.
  • — Micro-Cheating: Tracey’s boyfriend is now admitting publicly that they are dating. Tracey has tactics she resorts to when she believes he is cheating on her.
  • — The First One?: U.S. athlete Adam Ribbons is the first openly gay Olympic figure skater
  • — Puppy Show: Olympic figure skater Meagan Duhamel has adopted a dog while competing in the South Korean Olympic games just before the dog was going to be killed and served as food. The South Korean government has offered restaurants money to stop selling dog meat during the games for a better image.
  • — Teen Mom Trash Talk: Tracey has a podcast where she discusses the reality TV show Teen Mom

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Tracey Carnazzo
Tracey Carnazzo
Keith's store bought pizza
Keith's store bought pizza
Adam Ribbons
Adam Ribbons
Brian Boitano
Brian Boitano
Meagan Duhamel
Meagan Duhamel
One lucky puppy
One lucky puppy
Tracey's podcast
Tracey's podcast
Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom
Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom

KATG 2807: Unzipped

with Billy Procida and Andrea Allan — Age differences and paypigs; public blowjobs; gambling addictions; Keith’s first online date; Andrea on Billy’s condescending attitude February 13, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — The Ethical Slut: Billy Procida, once again fresh off a breakup, is in studio
  • — Paypig: Billy details the age differences of his romances and his various relationships with men and women that get sexual gratification from giving Billy money
  • — Always Ready To Cry: Billy discusses the various times he has been blown in public, including in the parking lot of an NYPD precinct
  • — Sex and Gambling: Billy has a gambling addiction and sometimes plays backgammon in the park, losing hundreds of dollars at a time at midnight
  • — Malley’s Game: Keith had his first ever online date
  • — Off-Putting: Andrea Allan comes on mic to explain how Billy comes off as condescending with some stories from when they were “dating?”

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Billy Procida
Billy Procida
Billy's manual
Billy's manual
Dane Cook, 45 and Kelsi Taylor, 19
Dane Cook, 45 and Kelsi Taylor, 19
Backgammon
Backgammon
Andrea and Billy , once lovers now friends
Andrea and Billy , once lovers now friends

KATG 2806: Shame On

with Kerryn Feehan – Kerryn vs. My Big Fat Fabulous Life’s Whitney Way Thore; Kerryn’s relapse and her 8 concussions; KATG Polls; hearing voices; Neil deGrasse Tyson’s rape allegation; man drinks 25 energy drinks in 6 hours February 12, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Not Kerring At All: Kerryn Feehan, who doesn’t exactly know her last name is, is in studio
  • — How Do You Respect People?: Kerryn still gets trolled and praised by the internet for fat-shaming Whitney Way Thore on TLC’s My Big Fat Fabulous Life. She now gets paid by strangers to insult them.
  • — Broken: Kerryn has had 8 concussions in her life
  • — Adrenaline Junky: Kerryn discusses her recent relapse and the events leading up to it
  • — KATG Pools: 18% of the listeners admit they cheat playing games; 20% care about what happens to their body after they die; and, 20% of the male listeners say that all men should not be trusted
  • — You Too?: Like Maria Wojciechowski, Kerryn also heard non-existent voices heckling her while she was performing
  • — Men Are Crustaceans: Kerryn gives her very not PC opinion on the rape allegations against Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • — Better Off Dead: Nick Mitchell almost died after he drank 25 Red Bull and Monster energy drinks in 6 hours

Guests

Kerryn FeehanKerryn Feehan

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Kerryn Feehan
Kerryn Feehan
Whitney Way Thore
Whitney Way Thore
Mike Recine
Mike Recine
Maria Wojciechowski
Maria Wojciechowski
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Tchiya Amet, the woman accusing Neil deGrasse Tyson of raping her
Tchiya Amet, the woman accusing Neil deGrasse Tyson of raping her
Kerryn Feehan and Myka Fox
Kerryn Feehan and Myka Fox
Kerryn and Myka's podcast
Kerryn and Myka's podcast
Nick Mitchell, energy drink dumb dumb
Nick Mitchell, energy drink dumb dumb

KATG 2805: Shots Fired

How robots keep secrets; the witness to Scott Baio’s underage kid-touching; Kim Cattrall vs. Sarah Jessica Parker; Christian Louboutin vs. VanHaren; Lenny Dykstra says Charlie Sheen confessed to murder; Leonardo DiCaprio supports known criminal Jordan Belfort; Harrison Ford on the new Han Solo movie; Quincy Jones on Michael Jackson stealing music, how JFK was murdered, and how Marlon Brando, Marvin Gaye, and Richard Pryor had sex; Black Panther trailer and soundtrack reviewed; race and the Olympics February 11, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Captacha’d: Computer genius Danjan Pita created a new CAPTCHA test that only robots can understand
  • — Unhappy Days: Charles in Charge’s Alexander Polinksy witnessed inappropriate behavior between Scott Baio and 14-year-old Nicole Eggert on set
  • — Dahhhling: Kim Cattrall slammed Sarah Jessica Parker over social media after Sarah tagged her in a post while sending condolences for Kim’s brother’s death
  • — Soul Of The Shoe: French shoe designer Christian Louboutin is suing dutch company VanHaren for copying his patented red-colored sole on their line of shoes
  • — Dead Rick: Ex pro-baseball player Lenny Dykstra is claiming that Charlie Sheen confessed to murder in detail
  • — Shining Example: Leonardo DiCaprio was featured in a video promoting the public speaking seminars of known criminal Jordan Belfort, the man who The Wolf of Wall Street was based on. Belfort is now making millions upon millions as a reformed motivational speaker.
  • — Celebrities Just Talking: When asked if he was looking forward to watching the new Han Solo movie, Harrison Ford replied, “Not really.” In an interview with Vulture online, Quincy Jones ran his mouth about almost everybody including but not limited to: Michael Jackson (thief), The Clintons (shady), John F. Kennedy (murdered by the mob), The Beatles (untalented children), Bill Cosby (rapist), Donald and Ivanka Trump (idiot and sexy legs), U2 (no new good music), Cyndi Lauper (a complainer), Sam Smith (so gay), Marlon Brando , Marvin Gaye, Richard Pryor (all gay), and the list goes on.
  • — Don’t Take It Seriously: Chemda and Keith review the trailer and soundtrack for the upcoming superhero movie Black Panther
  • — It’s The Winter One: Black speed skater Shani Davis has spoken out on social media about racism in the Olympics after he lost a coin toss to bear the flag to white athlete Erin Hamlin. Meanehile, Mike Pence refused to stand during the opening ceremonies when the Korean athletes were announced, despite him sitting right next to Kim Jong-un’s sister.

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Humans Not Invited
Humans Not Invited
Alexander Polinksy and Scott Baio
Alexander Polinksy and Scott Baio
Alexander Polinksy and Nicole Eggert
Alexander Polinksy and Nicole Eggert
Kim Cattrall and her late brother Chris
Kim Cattrall and her late brother Chris
Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker
Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker
 The Christian Louboutin red-soled shoe
The Christian Louboutin red-soled shoe
Lenny Dykstra
Lenny Dykstra
Rick Calamaro and his alleged murderer Charlie Sheen
Rick Calamaro and his alleged murderer Charlie Sheen
Leonardo DiCaprio playing Jordan Belfort
Leonardo DiCaprio playing Jordan Belfort
Jordan Belfort, criminal and multi-millionaire
Jordan Belfort, criminal and multi-millionaire
Harrison Ford keeping it real
Harrison Ford keeping it real
Quincy Jones, free spirit
Quincy Jones, free spirit
Michael Jackson, musical thief
Michael Jackson, musical thief
The Clintons, shady politicians
The Clintons, shady politicians
John F. Kennedy, murdered by the mob
John F. Kennedy, murdered by the mob
Bill Cosby, rapist
Bill Cosby, rapist
Donald and Ivanka Trump, idiot and leggy broad
Donald and Ivanka Trump, idiot and leggy broad
U2, not making any good music
U2, not making any good music
Cyndi Lauper, complainer
Cyndi Lauper, complainer
 Sam Smith, so gay
Sam Smith, so gay
Marlon Brando, gay
Marlon Brando, gay
Richard Pryor, gay
Richard Pryor, gay
Marvin Gaye, gay
Marvin Gaye, gay
Erin Hamlin vs. Shani Davis
Erin Hamlin vs. Shani Davis

Vice President Mike Pence
Vice President Mike Pence
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