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KATG 3012: RIP RBG w/ Rojo Perez

Porn preferences; the trouble with computers syncing; Trump and MLK Jr.; Fox announces the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg; the transgender military ban; 2019 Oscar nominations; Super Bowl LIII; comedian Kevin Barnett died in Mexico January 22, 2019

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  • — Pornhub: We have Rojo Perez in studio getting an update on Chemda’s celibacy and porn preferences
  • — Not Into Synergy: The gang discusses how having devices that sync could ruin your life
  • — The Greatest: The gang discusses President Trump's visit to the Martin Luther King Jr. memorial and Vice President Pence comparing MLK Jr. to President Trump
  • — Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger: Fox and Friends announced the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 1933 - 2019
  • — God And Country: The U.S. Supreme Court allowed the transgender military ban to go into effect
  • — Black Picture: The gang reviews the 2019 Oscar nominations
  • — Ram Tough: The gang discusses the upcoming Super Bowl between The New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams
  • — Rest In Power: KATG guest and beloved comedian Kevin Barnett, 32, died while on vacation in Mexico

Guests

Rojo PerezRojo Perez

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Rojo Perez
Rojo Perez
The late Martin Luther King Jr.
The late Martin Luther King Jr.
The Donald and Mike Pence
The Donald and Mike Pence












The late Kevin Barnett
The late Kevin Barnett

KATG 3011: Burn Your Hat w/ Dante Nero

Chemda re-discovers porn, thanks porn star; semen to solve back pain; March for Life vs. Indigenous Peoples March; white supremacists trick celebrities to record racist messages; Dante's sex moves; proposing on Ambien; Gavin McInnes and the Proud Boys January 20, 2019

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  • — A Lot Of Butt Sex: We have Dante Nero in studio trying to understand Chemda’s re-entrance into porn and her thank you note to porn star Allie James
  • — Squish Mitten: 51% of listeners voted that Chemda’s sex terms are oddly graphic
  • — H.W.C.: A 33-year-old Irishman injected his own semen into his back 18 times to try and remedy back pain
  • — Be Simple: A crowd of teenagers from a Catholic school in Kentucky, while on a school trip for March for Life, surrounded a Native American elder and veteran as they mocked him after the Indigenous Peoples March at the Lincoln Memorial shouting, Build! The! Wall!
  • — Read The Fine Print: A group of white supremacist YouTubers used the app Cameo to trick celebrities into making videos of themselves endorsing antisemitic groups using coded terminology, such as Brett Favre, Andy Dick and Soulja Boy
  • — The Vortex: Dante explains his sex moves to Chemda
  • — Trickster: An unidentified man posted on Reddit that he accidentally proposed to his girlfriend while on Ambien
  • — Race Pimp: Dante discusses his history with the Proud Boys and the recent controversy surrounding their leader Gavin McInnes

Guests

Dante NeroDante Nero

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Dante Nero
Dante Nero
Allie James
Allie James
The Kentucky youth
The Kentucky youth
Brett Favre
Brett Favre
Andy Dick
Andy Dick
Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy
Gavin McInnes
Gavin McInnes

KATG 3010: Cooch Specialist (Clambox Surprise) w/ Tracey Carnazzo

Porn; being pronounced dead prematurely; The Big Bang Theory's Jim Parsons turns down $50,000,000 to continue the show January 17, 2019

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  • — Most Likeable Guest: We have 2017's Best New Guest Tracey Carnazzo in studio trying to create a KATGuh category only for herself
  • — Fapping: 15% of listeners don't watch porn. Andrea Allan comes on mic to try to explain how Chemda is odd when she talks about sex.
  • — Happens Too Much: An elderly Russian woman was declared dead by a police officer and moved to the hospital's morgue. But she wasn't dead. At the time I mean. Now she is of course.
  • — Cold Hard Cash: The Big Bang Theory's Jim Parsons turned down $50,000,000 to continue the show

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Tracey Carnazzo
Tracey Carnazzo
The gym machine that Andrea faps on with her magnificent clit
The gym machine that Andrea faps on with her magnificent clit
Jim Parsons, turning down $50,000,000 to continue The Big Bang Theory
Jim Parsons, turning down $50,000,000 to continue The Big Bang Theory

KATG 3009: McJesus w/ J.P. McDade

Most Chemda the Slob Moment revisited; loving an officer while on a restraining order; licking doorbells; the state of bodegas; how to get drunk off fabrics; the crucified Ronald McDonald January 17, 2019

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  • — KATGuh Nominee: We have J.P. McDade in studio listening to the controversial KATGuh clip that's winning the Most Chemda the Slob Moment category
  • — Who Could Have Called This?: 27-year-old Pennsylvanian Ashley Keister was caught on a surveillance camera using a large cigarette butt receptacle to smash the glass doors of the West Wyoming Police Department at 1 am to find and love the officer that arrested her for violating an order of protection obtained by a former lover
  • — Stole My Innocence: 33-year-old Californian Robert Daniel Arroyo was caught on a surveillance camera licking the doorbell of a family residence for 3 hours
  • — Deadliest Job: 32-year-old New York City-ian Jonathan Pacheco tore up a bodega when refused to be allowed to take a nap. The gang discusses the state of bodegas.
  • — Liquor Jacket: Pennsylvanian Jana Moschgat is claiming that the reason her blood alcohol count was nearly twice the legal limit when she got pulled was because she was nibbling on her coat
  • — Fried For Our Sins: A sculpture of a crucified Ronald McDonald in the Haifa Museum of Art sparked violent protests from Christians who hurled firebombs at the police protecting it

Guests

J.P. McDadeJ.P. McDade

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J.P. McDade
J.P. McDade
Ashley Keister
Ashley Keister
Robert Daniel Arroyo
Robert Daniel Arroyo
Jonathan Pacheco after destroying the bodega
Jonathan Pacheco after destroying the bodega
The McJesus sculpture
The McJesus sculpture

KATG 3008: Nobody Does It Better w/ Carrie Gravenson

Being nice in the new year; releasing religion; GoFundMe Trump Wall campaign breaks terms of service; Trump says he never said Mexico would pay for The Wall; fans try to prove they could make Chicago Bears missed field goal kick January 15, 2019

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  • — Annual Humanity Review: We have Carrie Gravenson in studio discussing her resolution to be nicer to people
  • — In It For The Crumb Cake: We read listener Tali’s letter about how KATG helped her convince her mother to let go of religion
  • — Simply The Best: Brian Kolfage, the man who started the GoFundMe campaign to subsidize Trump’s Wall, is forced to refund all $20,000,000 to donors due to breaking GoFundMe's terms of service. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is now claiming that he never said that Mexico would literally pay for the border wall despite the endless footage of him saying they would.
  • — Do Your Job: The Chicago Bears lost to the Philadelphia Eagles when kicker Cody Parkey missed a 43-yard field goal attempt, causing the team to be eliminated in the playoffs. In reaction to this, the Goose Island Brewery challenged 100 fans to kick a field goal of the same length. Not one single person could do it.

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Carrie Gravenson
Carrie Gravenson

Cody Parkey, Bears' failed kicker
Cody Parkey, Bears' failed kicker
Civilians attempting to kick Parkey's missed field goal
Civilians attempting to kick Parkey's missed field goal
The Donald
The Donald

KATG 3007: Friendship Averted w/ Tim Dillon

Supporting newspapers; writing off your family; what you want in a partner; friendship and comedians; Louis C.K.'s STD and his return January 14, 2019

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  • — Just Want A Sorbet: We have our favorite cynical old soul Tim Dillon in studio enjoying Keith’s reading of the newspaper
  • — Retired From My Family: Tim discusses his recent decision to write off his family, and he recounts horrible holidays and a childhood riddled with addiction
  • — The Opposite Of Me: Tim discusses his love life and what he's looking for in a partner
  • — Not Hot: The gang discusses celebrity artifice and the pressure on any type of performer, including voice over artists, to be attractive
  • — Colleagues Not Friends: Tim shares his views on show business and friendships between comedians
  • — Another Awkward Lunch: Private emails between ex-restaurateur Selma Mangales and Louis C.K. have leaked that suggest he gave her an STD. Tim discusses his feelings on Louis' return and recounts a recent story where he defended Chemda when a comedian was attacking Chemda's Louis point of view.

Guests

Tim DillonTim Dillon

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Tim Dillon
Tim Dillon
The Canadian Podcast Awards - Outstanding Foreign Series
The Canadian Podcast Awards - Outstanding Foreign Series
Mariah Carey (kinda)
Mariah Carey (kinda)
John Travolta
John Travolta
Louis C.K. and Selma Mangales
Louis C.K. and Selma Mangales

KATG 3006: 11th Annual KATGuh Awards

The 2018 KATGuh Award Nominations January 13, 2019

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  • — Keith and Chemda are ready to announce the 11th annual KATGuh nominees featuring music from Mark Douglas and Bianca Brady
  • — Best Drunk: Bert Kreischer - Bert Visits AA; Kevin Doucet and Mark Douglas - Kevin Doucet Woos Chemda; Dan Soder - John Linderman Woos Keith
  • — Most Chemda the Slob Moment: Kyle Thompson - Chemda's 2-Star Rating; J.P. McDade and Conor Delehanty - Chemda's Furniture Picture Part 1; Andrea Allan and Bianca Brady - Chemda's Furniture Picture Part 2
  • — Most Touching Moment: Dave Nadelberg - Keith's Dead Ex-Girlfriend; Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin - Andrea's Mental Health; Kyle Ocasio - Keith's Mom's Dementia
  • — Best Rant: Meaghan Strickland and Tim Lamphier - Blah Blah Blah aka Keith Hates Having the Answers; Vicky Kuperman - Keith vs. Kentucky; Stephen Spinola - Keith on Tricksters; Andrea Allan - Chemda on Comics Not Knowing What to Say
  • — Best Fight: Andrea Allan - Chemda's Aggression; Carrie Gravenson - Keith's Medicine; Lucie Pohl - Keith, His Date, and Mr. Rogers' Movie; Jesse Joyce and Christian Finnegan - Jesse Doesn't Watch His Own Show; Lucie Pohl - Keith vs. The Locksmith; Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin - The Toothbrush/Fur Coat/Charger Debate
  • — Most Ridiculous Moment: Leland Long - Chemda's iSex; Andrea Allan - Chemda helps Keith and Andrea Date; Calvin Cato - Keith Defends Steak Microwaving; Myq Kaplan and Jessica Watkins - Keith on the Star Wars Poker Scenes; Gilbert Gottfried - Gilbert Reenacts WWII; Subhah Agarwal - Subhah, L.A., and Chlamydia; Brother Love - Brolo's Celebrity Sex Math
  • — Best Relationship Catastrophe: Carrie Gravenson - Toothbrush's Break-In; Casey James Salengo - Chemda Announces Her Divorce; Ryan Schutt - Chemda's Final Couples' Therapy Appointment; Lecy Gorenson - Dating Becky Connor; Erik Bergstrom - Erik's Cruel Poems; Mara Marek - Mara's Ketchup Abuse
  • — Most Goofiest Moment: Billy Procida - New Sex Terms; J.P. McDade and Conor Delehanty - Keith's 2nd Orgasm Sex Move; Calvin Cato and Carmen Lynch - Chandelier Porn (Knowing the Crazy Rich Asians); Judy Gold - Keith Discipling Children; J.P. McDade and Conor Delehanty - Keith Tries to Tell a Story about Lenny Dykstra
  • — Most Shocking Moment: John Murray - John's Dead Parents; Kyle Thompson - Kyle's Pedophilictic Stepdad; Lucas Connolly - Robotripping; Kyle Ocasio - Kyle's Night Terror at Keith's Parents' House
  • — Chemda's Greatest Bike Accident aka So What Happened Was: Sean Patton - Unbreakable: Chemda Gets T-Boned by a Car; Tracey Carnazzo - Breakable: Chemda Smashes Her Face and Is Robbed; Dead: Keith Announces Chemda's Destroyed Leg
  • — Best Hero without a Cape: Nick Thune - Should You Fuck with Me?; Kevin Bartini - Kevin Throws Racist Woman; Jay Nog - Babysitter Harassment; Danny Vega - Elite Yelp Status

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The 11th Annual KATGuh Awards
The 11th Annual KATGuh Awards
Andrea Allan and Bianca Brady
Andrea Allan and Bianca Brady
Mark Douglas
Mark Douglas
Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer
Chemda's future lover
Chemda's future lover
Dan Soder
Dan Soder
A young John Linderman enjoying a beverage
A young John Linderman enjoying a beverage
Kyle Thompson
Kyle Thompson
J.P. McDade
J.P. McDade
Conor Delehanty
Conor Delehanty
Chemda's controversial funiture/trash picture
Chemda's controversial funiture/trash picture
Dave Nadelberg
Dave Nadelberg
The late Janine Winter
The late Janine Winter
Emily Lubin and Andrea Allan
Emily Lubin and Andrea Allan
Kyle Ocasio
Kyle Ocasio
Meaghan Strickland
Meaghan Strickland
Tim Lamphier
Tim Lamphier
Sean Young
Sean Young
Vicky Kuperman
Vicky Kuperman
Stephen Spinola
Stephen Spinola
Louis C.K.
Louis C.K.
Carrie Gravenson
Carrie Gravenson
Lucie Pohl
Lucie Pohl
The Won't You Be My Neighbor? audience members that didn't want Keith a neighbor
The Won't You Be My Neighbor? audience members that didn't want Keith a neighbor
Jesse Joyce
Jesse Joyce
Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan
Leland Long
Leland Long

Calvin Cato
Calvin Cato
Jessica Watkins
Jessica Watkins
Myq Kaplan
Myq Kaplan
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert with the Nazi reenactors
Gilbert with the Nazi reenactors
Subhah Agarwal
Subhah Agarwal
Brother Love
Brother Love
Brolo's wife Sarah (with Steven Tyler)
Brolo's wife Sarah (with Steven Tyler)
Casey James Salengo
Casey James Salengo
Ryan Schutt
Ryan Schutt
Lecy Goranson
Lecy Goranson
Erik Bergstrom
Erik Bergstrom
Mara Marek
Mara Marek
Billy Procida
Billy Procida
Carmen Lynch
Carmen Lynch

Awkwafina
Awkwafina
Michelle Yeoh
Michelle Yeoh
Judy Gold
Judy Gold
Lenny Dykstra
Lenny Dykstra
John Murray
John Murray
Lucas Connolly
Lucas Connolly
The bedroom where Kyle night terrored
The bedroom where Kyle night terrored
Sean Patton
Sean Patton
Chemda "cleaned up" after the bike accident/robbery
Chemda "cleaned up" after the bike accident/robbery

Chemda's knee after the second accident
Chemda's knee after the second accident
Chemda and Accident #3
Chemda and Accident #3



Nick Thune
Nick Thune
Jay Nog
Jay Nog
Kevin Bartini
Kevin Bartini
Danny Vega
Danny Vega

KATG 3005: As per Earlier w/ Kyle Ocasio

Keith's girlfriend and his hometown; (not watching?) porn; listeners' advice questions January 10, 2019

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Show Notes

  • — Those Kids Would Be Mine: We have Kyle Ocasio in studio recounting her time spent in Keith's hometown as a girl
  • — Research: 10% of the audience doesn’t watch porn
  • — Feelings Aren’t Facts: The gang goes over several listener advice letters about life and relationships

Guests

Kyle OcasioKyle Ocasio

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Kyle Ocasio
Kyle Ocasio

KATG 3004: Is This Edible? w/ Casey James Salengo

Dabbling in sobriety; thinking no one knows you're high; the retirement of drug-sniffing dogs; the most addictive substances; Eliot Spitzer hides mistresses in luggage January 9, 2019

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  • — Almost a Month: We have Casey James Salengo in studio, recounting how he almost made it a full month participating in Sober October
  • — Ride The Wave: Casey took an edible before the recording. The gang discusses how people pretend to keep it together on drugs while at social events.
  • — Give Them To Cops: Drug-detecting dogs are being forced to retire because of the legalization of marijuana
  • — Best Of The Worst: The gang reviews the newly published list of the the most addictive substances
  • — Potato In The Microwave: Former Gov. Eliot Spitzer smuggled his Russian mistress into the home he shared with his wife by stuffing her inside a piece of luggage

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Casey James Salengo
Casey James Salengo
Svetlana Zakharova, human sex-luggage; Eliot Spitzer, baggage handler
Svetlana Zakharova, human sex-luggage; Eliot Spitzer, baggage handler

KATG 3003: Dark Tank w/ Yedoye Travis

Whitesplaining; The Wall's GoFundMe; Home Alone, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Aquaman, Bumblebee, Creed II, and Welcome to Marwen reviewed; a fight club of 3-year-olds January 8, 2019

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  • — Whitesplaining: We have Yedoye Travis in studio explaining his experiences with race and racism
  • — You Get Guests?: Yedoye discusses his podcast Dark Tank where a panel of black people listen to a white guest’s pitches for ideas to correct horrible injustices
  • — The Wall Is Coming: Trump supporters have started a GoFundMe campaign to raise money to build The Wall. So far they've raised $19,599,470.
  • — Movie Corner: The gang discusses the holiday classic Home Alone as well as the new holiday movies Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Aquaman, Bumblebee, Creed II, and Welcome to Marwen
  • — The Number One Rule: In St. Louis, 2 day care workers — Mickala Guliford, 28, and Tena Dailey, 22 — were charged with crimes related to orchestrating a fight club of 3 and 4 year olds

Guests

Yedoye TravisYedoye Travis

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Yedoye Travis
Yedoye Travis
Yedoye's podcast
Yedoye's podcast







The toddler fight club teachers
The toddler fight club teachers
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