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KATG 3273: Eye Contact w/ Ophira Eisenberg

Kids, divorce, death, and the troubles; shitty pizza chains rebrand for quarantine; Lori Loughlin pleads guilty in college admissions scam May 24, 2020
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Join for the month of June!
Join for the month of June!
Chemda's Myasthenia Gravis eye
Chemda's Myasthenia Gravis eye
Chuck E. Cheese disguising itself as Pasqually's Pizza & Wings
Chuck E. Cheese disguising itself as Pasqually's Pizza & Wings
The detectives on Lori Laughlin's case
The detectives on Lori Laughlin's case
Lori Loughlin
Lori Loughlin
The fashions of Sex and the City
The fashions of Sex and the City
Gunther from Friends
Gunther from Friends

KATG 3272: Daddy Issues w/ Keith and Ken Malley

Keith Malley and his dad. What a team. An autobiography, stand-up, a podcast - where does it end with Keith’s obsession with Father Malley? Well certainly not here, where his youngest brother Ken joins him to reminisce. May 23, 2020
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KATG 3271: Quarantine House w/ Hannah Berner

Summer House, dating, and Hollywood lovers; awkward live interactions; Fred Willard died May 22, 2020
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Hannah BernerHannah Berner

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Pete Townshend
Pete Townshend

Summer House's Hannah Berner and Luke Gulbranson
Summer House's Hannah Berner and Luke Gulbranson
The late Fred Willard
The late Fred Willard

KATG 3270: OCD and COVID-19 w/ Tracey Carnazzo and Apia

Big Pharma's Apia explains Tracey, Germany, and Chemda's heart; virtual magic May 18, 2020
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Tracey has the same cabinets
Tracey has the same cabinets
Apia Simon of Big Pharma
Apia Simon of Big Pharma

KATG 3269: Where's the Beef? w/ Steve Schirripa

Robert Baccalieri Jr., Christopher Moltisanti, flip phones, and podcasts; celebrities' negative attitudes featuring Tiger Woods's horrible tipping and Ellen DeGeneres's bad reputation; Donald Trump vs. The Masks and the reopening of America; teachers vs. bouncers; celebrity attitudes revisited: Reggie Jackson, shrimp asshole, and Robert De Niro; how to make love; Pat Cooper's evil heart; Steve's wife, virtual dates, drugs, sex, and the generation gap May 15, 2020
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Steve Schirripa and Michael Imperioli
Steve Schirripa and Michael Imperioli
Steve's preferred method of communication
Steve's preferred method of communication
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Donald Trump at a mask factory in Pennsylvania
Donald Trump at a mask factory in Pennsylvania
Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro
Pat Cooper
Pat Cooper

KATG 3268: Grill Marks w/ Kevin Allison

Missing sex, yearning for pee; 57-year-old Double Rainbow’s Paul Vasquez died from COVID-19; grill tricks; Seinfeld’s 17-year-old girlfriend May 13, 2020
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Kevin AllisonKevin Allison

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Check out Chemda on Who's Your God?
Check out Chemda on Who's Your God?
Murica
Murica
Jerry's hot takes
Jerry's hot takes
A 39-year-old Jerry Seinfeld and his girlfriend, 17-year-old Shoshanna Lonstein
A 39-year-old Jerry Seinfeld and his girlfriend, 17-year-old Shoshanna Lonstein
The late Paul "Bear" Vasquez, a.k.a. the double rainbow guy
The late Paul "Bear" Vasquez, a.k.a. the double rainbow guy

KATG 3267: Quarantine-Friendly w/ Jess Wood

Daddy Issues is a hit; cheating during quarantine, kicking someone out during quarantine, and letting someone in during quarantine (mask sex); Kevin Spacey can relate to you May 11, 2020
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Jess WoodJess Wood

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Keith and Ken's newest VIP show
Keith and Ken's newest VIP show
Newsychu's new VIP Q & A show
Newsychu's new VIP Q & A show
One of the books in circulation
One of the books in circulation

Ahmaud Arbery and video footage from his shooting
Ahmaud Arbery and video footage from his shooting
Murderers Greg McMichael and Travis McMichael
Murderers Greg McMichael and Travis McMichael


A dab rig
A dab rig
Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey

KATG 3266: The Princess Bride w/ John F. O’Donnell

Mental illness, family, and the COVID-19 quarantine; making head or tails out of conspiracies; JFOD’s first manic episode May 8, 2020
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The new KATG VIP show with The Malley Brothers: Daddy Issues
The new KATG VIP show with The Malley Brothers: Daddy Issues
Celebrity Ken Malley dropped into the KATG chat room to verify Keith's upbringing
Celebrity Ken Malley dropped into the KATG chat room to verify Keith's upbringing
JFOD's newsletter artwork depicted his first ever manic episode
JFOD's newsletter artwork depicted his first ever manic episode
The conspiracy account after JFOD
The conspiracy account after JFOD

KATG 3265: All Things Must Pass w/ Myq Kaplan

Money Heist, Westworld, and forcing yourself to watch bad TV; Nicolas Cage will play the Tiger King; maskless President Trump’s voter trolling; Elon Musk, Grimes, and their genderless boy X Æ A-12 May 6, 2020
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Myq KaplanMyq Kaplan

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Joe Exotic will soon be portrayed by Nicolas Cage
Joe Exotic will soon be portrayed by Nicolas Cage

An optics nightmare
An optics nightmare



Elon Musk, Grimes, and their genderless boy X Æ A-12
Elon Musk, Grimes, and their genderless boy X Æ A-12

KATG 3264: Citizenship w/ Katharine Heller

Keith’s Citizenship grade; your partner’s trick questions and caring about being right; Keith’s friend Chris Reed aka Younger Chris died; Katharine’s COVID-19; mistakenly easing lockdown and Michigan’s armed protesters; NYC’s homeless, the subway system, and the virus-ridden parks; Bianca’s Corner: Kazakhstan woman leaves quarantine to fall off cliff; Canada bans assault weapons May 4, 2020
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RIP Younger Chris
RIP Younger Chris
Oh Michigan...
Oh Michigan...

Central Park
Central Park
The late Olesia Suspitsina, who died to take this picture
The late Olesia Suspitsina, who died to take this picture
Gabriel Wortman, the Canadian mass shooter (that got assault weapons banned)
Gabriel Wortman, the Canadian mass shooter (that got assault weapons banned)
Keith feeling justified
Keith feeling justified
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