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KATG 3462: The Name Game w/ Abbi Crutchfield

Up Early Tonight’s Abbi Crutchfield joins Keith and Chemda to discuss celebrity kids’ names, Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina being on fire, the law vs. psychicology, the wonder of ebikes, and lockjaw blowjobs. They chat about a deadly plane crash with a plane carrying a Will You Marry Me? sign, William Shatner’s journey into space, and the new bi-Superman. Carole Baskin is back for all you cool cats and kittens, and the trio talks about drinking your own pee vs. so-called clean toilet water. October 20, 2021

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Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon
Gwyneth Paltrow's Down To Fuck
Gwyneth Paltrow's Down To Fuck
William Shatner and Jeff Bezos
William Shatner and Jeff Bezos
George Takei
George Takei
Real life vs. Liberal Hollywood bullshit
Real life vs. Liberal Hollywood bullshit
Tiger King vs. Carole Baskin
Tiger King vs. Carole Baskin
The Baskins
The Baskins
Tiger King zookeeper Erik Cowie, RIP
Tiger King zookeeper Erik Cowie, RIP

KATG 3461: The Guilty

After a week of tearing down statues in honor of indigenous people, Keith and Chemda return to discuss … everything. KATG covers the lies of Jake Gyllenhaal, talks about Dave Chappelle vs. Hannah Gadsby, and reviews Netflix’s Midnight Mass, YOU season 3, 365 Days, and Squid Game. The duo shares the news of the passing of Colin Powell who died of blood cancer mixed with COVID. Also, they show schools that demand that you to stay home if you ARE vaccinated as well as schools wanting to teach the “opposing perspective” of the Holocaust. In funner news, Keith guested on his first ever in-person podcast since COVID. Oh, and the multimillion-dollar chili recipe? WE HAVE IT! October 18, 2021

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Jake Gyllenhaal, trickster
Jake Gyllenhaal, trickster
Hannah Gadsby
Hannah Gadsby

Colin Powell and George W. Bush
Colin Powell and George W. Bush
The Yous
The Yous
365 Days, a love story
365 Days, a love story

KATG 3460: The GOAT w/ Rod Morrow and Newsy

Rod Morrow and Newsy, hosts of Last Week on KATG and CHU & A respectively, join Keith and Chemda as they discuss anti-vaxx violence, Hellraiser 11, the gaslighting of former KATG friends, and Dave Chappelle’s Netflix special The Closer. October 8, 2021

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NewsyNewsy
Rod MorrowRod Morrow

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KATG 3459: A Little Bit Dark w/ Ophira Eisenberg

The charming and hilarious Ophira Eisenberg joins Keith and Chemda, and the gang discusses Ophira’s book Screw Everyone as well as her NYC-based stand-up. They talk about New York energy and the downfalls of the greatest city in the world, the Facebook conspiracy, Netflix’s Squid Game, and the latest news about Keith’s childhood home. How CAN you get into Squid Game if you actually have real horror in your life? October 6, 2021

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Show Notes

  • — Bad lovers, sexual roleplaying, and the greatest city on earth
  • — Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp went down for 5 hours, losing Mark Zuckerberg $7,000,000,000
  • — The Facebook whistleblower
  • — Keith’s Squid Game review (MINDBLOWING!)
  • — An update on Keith’s childhood home: all of the siblings are coming to terms with their dad’s irredeemability

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Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook whistleblower Frances Haugen
Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook whistleblower Frances Haugen
"Squids on their way home after playing the game. Idk I’ve never watched the show" - @Mar240k
"Squids on their way home after playing the game. Idk I’ve never watched the show" - @Mar240k


KATG 3458: WHAT’S IN THE CHILI?!

Keith and Chemda cover their weekend of adventure. For Chemda, it’s taking the subway for the first time during the pandemic. For Keith, it’s finding out his dad is in the possession of a multi-million dollar chili recipe. October 4, 2021

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  • — Keith reviews The Many Saints of Newark
  • — The Pittsburgh Steelers lost 3 of their first 4 games
  • — Chemda has her first pandemic subway adventure
  • — Weed is openly being sold on the streets of New York right in front of cops
  • — Learn how to show up for work whenever you want
  • — Keith’s dad’s maintenance man is Dad’s new best friend, who got married because Dad got married. He also gave Dad a chili recipe that is basically a winning lottery ticket. Would you like to be rich? Is that of interest to you?

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Jake Gyllenhaal
Jake Gyllenhaal
New York City weed stores
New York City weed stores

KATG 3457: Juice w/ Atheer Yacoub

Atheer Yacoub joins KATG to help discuss the Sopranos movie prequel The Many Saints of Newark, the great Colin O’Brien and Atheer’s dating, breaking up in person, COVID mask-related $50 fines, and a modern artist being paid $84,000 only to deliver blank canvases titled Take the Money and Run. Also, Katie Couric’s upcoming book Going There shows incredible sympathy for accused rapist Matt Lauer. Now THAT’S some bad energy … October 1, 2021

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Show Notes

  • — Atheer Yacoub returns to Keith and The Girl!
  • — The Many Saints of Newark, the Gandolfinis, and Ray Liotta
  • — Dating and breaking up
  • — Reiki
  • — COVID mask fines
  • — Modern artist Jens Haaning’s $84,000 blank masterpieces titled Take the Money and Run
  • — Katie Couric’s sympathy for accused rapist Matt Lauer

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Atheer YacoubAtheer Yacoub

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What We Do in the Shadows
What We Do in the Shadows
Michael and James Gandolfini
Michael and James Gandolfini
Ray Liotta
Ray Liotta

Britney feelin' free
Britney feelin' free
Modern artist Jens Haaning
Modern artist Jens Haaning
Jens's $84,000 masterpieces titled Take the Money and Run
Jens's $84,000 masterpieces titled Take the Money and Run
Katie Couric
Katie Couric
Matt Lauer
Matt Lauer

KATG 3456: Get Help w/ Subhah Agarwal

Subhah Agarwal joins Keith and Chemda to talk personal and business. First off, R. Kelly has been found guilty in his federal trial with 9 counts including sex crimes, kidnapping, and human trafficking. Bill Cosby believes he was “railroaded.” Musician and attempted presidential assassinator John Hinckley Jr. is about to be fully released for not attempting to assassinate other presidents while under federal watch. Keith had his first therapy session, and he’s excellent at it. The group responds to stories of Halloween actors going a little too far, which leads to stories of Chemda the Dove Killer. Hopefully the traumatized children will be as good at therapy as Keith is. September 29, 2021

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R. Kelly
R. Kelly
John Hinckley Jr., musician and attempted presidential assassinator
John Hinckley Jr., musician and attempted presidential assassinator
12-year-old Jodie Foster (playing a child prostitute) in Taxi Driver
12-year-old Jodie Foster (playing a child prostitute) in Taxi Driver

KATG 3455: Date Colin O’Brien w/ Colin O’Brien

Colin O’Brien is looking for love … through a dating website he created that features … him. Colin is 29 years old, is 5’ 10”, weighs 220 lbs., and is in a tax bracket of $40,126 to $85,525. Nice! Colin discusses life before his dating site, life after (the last 6 months), and what he’s up to. The gang covers the gimmick and his sincerity as well as his testimonials and merchandise. The group also covers the latest in The 2021 Vaccine War. September 27, 2021

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Colin O'BrienColin O'Brien

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Colin O'Brien casually looking for love
Colin O'Brien casually looking for love
NICE!
NICE!
Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic and Colin
Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic and Colin
The overrun anti-vaxx food court
The overrun anti-vaxx food court

KATG 3454: Duck That Goose w/ Craig Klein

Diamond Dogs’ own Hollywood Craig Klein joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss ass-grabbers Andrew and Chris Cuomo and Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling. The gang also wonders if Vincient Garcia will take Keith McNally’s role as Keith’s ultimate villain, if Kevin Hart cheated on Hot Ones, and California’s Yosemite National Park’s thousands-of-years-old trees burning down. September 24, 2021

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Craig KleinCraig Klein

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Dazed and Confused
Dazed and Confused
Andrew and Chris Cuomo
Andrew and Chris Cuomo
Chris's email
Chris's email
Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling
Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling

Vincient's email
Vincient's email
Kevin Hart on Hot Ones
Kevin Hart on Hot Ones

KATG 3453: We Need to Talk w/ Shalewa Sharpe

Comedian Shalewa Sharpe joins the duo to talk about porn, dating, sex, breakups, and abortions. Well, that’s not WHY she joined Keith and Chemda, but that’s where it all went just the same. The gang discusses Brazil’s president being forced to eat his NYC pizza outdoors over his lack of being vaccinated and comic Jim Breuer telling us that you can’t threaten him with a vaccine because he knows his faith. Oh Lord Christ. September 22, 2021

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Jim Breuer
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