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KATG 3304: Primal Scream w/ Maddy Smith

Computer giggles; Honey Boy reviewed; Father Malley October death tricks; Iceland’s public scream therapy; 51-year-old Wendy Wein falls for RentaHitman.com; how to commit crimes safely; the largest library overdue-book fine; Bolivian boys provoke spider bites to become Spider-Men; Keith’s childhood paddlings August 7, 2020
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Maddy SmithMaddy Smith

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Jeff Ross
Jeff Ross
Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon

Iceland
Iceland
Wendy Wein, HireaHitman.com potential customer
Wendy Wein, HireaHitman.com potential customer

Emily Canellos-Simms's overdue book
Emily Canellos-Simms's overdue book

KATG 3303: Sweet and Lowdown w/ May Wilkerson

All new The Ren & Stimpy Show; quarantine and L.A. anxiousness; Beirut, Lebanon’s ammonium nitrate explosion and Keith’s deadly school volcano; comic Bryan Callen rape allegation feedback; Ellen Degeneres celebrity accusers and defenders; 59-year-old Sean Penn married 28-year-old Leila George D'Onofrio; Trump campaign begins to believe masks work; McDonald’s requires masks in U.S.; Jake Paul’s FBI raid; Keith’s 12-year-old stepson’s life goals August 5, 2020
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May WilkersonMay Wilkerson

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Ren & Stimpy creator John Kricfalusi
Ren & Stimpy creator John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi and victim Robyn Byrd
John Kricfalusi and victim Robyn Byrd
John Kricfalusi and victim Katie Rice
John Kricfalusi and victim Katie Rice
Ron Perlman
Ron Perlman
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
The Beirut, Lebanon ammonium nitrate explosion
The Beirut, Lebanon ammonium nitrate explosion
Katherine Fiore Tigerman and accused rapist Bryan Callen
Katherine Fiore Tigerman and accused rapist Bryan Callen
Ellen and DJ Tony
Ellen and DJ Tony
Sean Penn and new wife Leila George D'Onofrio
Sean Penn and new wife Leila George D'Onofrio
Duck face
Duck face
Jake Paul
Jake Paul
Jake Paul's mansion that was raided by the FBI
Jake Paul's mansion that was raided by the FBI
Part of the raid
Part of the raid
Benny's goals
Benny's goals

KATG 3302: The Fighter & The Kid

OMAT’s tricks; the police and race; schools opening only to close; Kaporos; LA Times’ comedian Bryan Callen rape report; Alan Dershowitz wants the age of consent to be 15; Ellen executive producers’ sexual misconduct August 3, 2020
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Adam Zaborowski
Adam Zaborowski
George Floyd
George Floyd


Kaporos
Kaporos
Bryan Callen and Chris D’Elia
Bryan Callen and Chris D’Elia
Katherine Fiore Tigerman, Bryan Callen's LA Times rape accuser
Katherine Fiore Tigerman, Bryan Callen's LA Times rape accuser
Bryan Callen's statement
Bryan Callen's statement
Alan Dershowitz and accuser Virginia Roberts Giuffre
Alan Dershowitz and accuser Virginia Roberts Giuffre
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Jonathan Norman, executive producer
Jonathan Norman, executive producer
Kevin Leman, executive producer
Kevin Leman, executive producer

KATG 3301: Dogs in the Street w/ Myka Fox

Myka’s … sobriety?; COVID-19 misbehaving; MLB may shut down 2020 season; Dr. Fauci recommends goggles; human vaccination trial begins; Trump rally attendee Herman Cain died from the coronavirus; first COVID-19 dog died; Turning Point USA co-founder mocks masks and then dies of coronavirus; RNC celebrity speakers; Joe Biden staying silent; the joy of voting and life lessons from Fred Durst; Chemda’s celibacy revisited; Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and playing dumb as a jury member July 31, 2020
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Myka FoxMyka Fox

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The Comedy Cellar comics livin' life
The Comedy Cellar comics livin' life
The Great Clips salon in Springfield, Missouri with the infamous breakroom
The Great Clips salon in Springfield, Missouri with the infamous breakroom
Dr. Fauci
Dr. Fauci
The late Herman Cain
The late Herman Cain
Herman Cain's legacy
Herman Cain's legacy
Ben Carson, still alive
Ben Carson, still alive



Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
Scott Baio
Scott Baio
Antonio Sabato Jr.
Antonio Sabato Jr.


Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

KATG 3300: Runner’s High w/ Dan LaMorte

Running high and losing weight; coronavirus, dating, and realizing new anxieties; reopening schools amid COVID-19; femicide in Turkey and the black-and-white Challenge Accepted challenge; Dr. Stella Immanuel and demon sperm; George R.R. Martin’s imminent incarceration; outdoor comedy shows July 29, 2020
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Dan LaMorteDan LaMorte

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KATG's 300th show, LIVE!
KATG's 300th show, LIVE!
Matt B rocking out
Matt B rocking out
Dan's weight loss
Dan's weight loss
Dr. Stella Immanuel
Dr. Stella Immanuel
George R.R. Martin
George R.R. Martin
Stand-up in the time of corona
Stand-up in the time of corona

KATG 3299: Home Wreck w/ Christi Chiello

Discovering the Old Testament and online church; Regis Philbin and A Nightmare on Elm Street’s John Saxon died; mask-shaming; how to cook sunny-side-up eggs, your nutritional goals, and finding out your dietician’s politics; veterans and The Reagan Foundation turn against President Trump; Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton calls slavery “the necessary evil”; Andrew Yang’s newfound cursing; Mike Ditka vs. football protests; What We Do in the Shadows and how to cure depression; baseball’s fake crowd noise July 27, 2020
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The late Regis Philbin
The late Regis Philbin
Regis and Kathy Lee
Regis and Kathy Lee
Regis and Kelly
Regis and Kelly
The late John Saxon in A Nightmare on Elm Street
The late John Saxon in A Nightmare on Elm Street

Veterans protesting in Portland
Veterans protesting in Portland

A Navy vet getting assaulted in Portland
A Navy vet getting assaulted in Portland
Ronald Reagan ruining everything yet again
Ronald Reagan ruining everything yet again
Arkansas Sen. Tom "The Necessary Evil" Cotton
Arkansas Sen. Tom "The Necessary Evil" Cotton
Andrew Yang before he was cool
Andrew Yang before he was cool
Mike Ditka
Mike Ditka

Taika Waititi in What We Do in the Shadows
Taika Waititi in What We Do in the Shadows
Taika Waititi as Hitler in Jojo Rabbit
Taika Waititi as Hitler in Jojo Rabbit
Major League Baseball - Viral Edition
Major League Baseball - Viral Edition

KATG 3298: Fatal Affair w/ Karen Morrow

President Trump’s cognitive test; COVID-19, schools, and Mel Gibson; Carvel worker fired for not touching diseased money; Xerxes, lover and fighter; Kanye West’s mental health; Keith’s generous nature; Nia Long’s Fatal Affair; She’s Crushed reviews July 24, 2020
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Karen MorrowKaren Morrow

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And the hits keep on coming...
And the hits keep on coming...
President Trump bragging about having won the best cognitive test ever
President Trump bragging about having won the best cognitive test ever

Gov. Mike Parson of Missouri
Gov. Mike Parson of Missouri
Mel Gibson, disbeliever of COVID-19 who is in the hospital for COVID-19
Mel Gibson, disbeliever of COVID-19 who is in the hospital for COVID-19
Thomas DeSarle of Carvel
Thomas DeSarle of Carvel
Xerxes, lover and fighter
Xerxes, lover and fighter
Kayne West
Kayne West
Kim Kardashian and mom Kris Jong-Un
Kim Kardashian and mom Kris Jong-Un
Matzo Ball Soup
Matzo Ball Soup


Nia Long
Nia Long
Nia using a phone for the first time (it's upside down)
Nia using a phone for the first time (it's upside down)
How psychos take photos feat. Omar Epps
How psychos take photos feat. Omar Epps
Fatal Affair director Peter Sullivan
Fatal Affair director Peter Sullivan

Natalie Dickinson of She's Crushed and Instagram
Natalie Dickinson of She's Crushed and Instagram

KATG 3297: Dog Days of Summer w/ Jessie Jolles

Middle children and dating during a pandemic; Gilmore Girls; U.S. and COVID-19: 1,000 deaths in 1 day, Chuck Woolery, and coronavirus deniers; President Trump wishes Jeffrey Epstein’s Ghislaine Maxwell well; Trader Joe’s will remove racist branding; drugging animals and Chemda vs. Keith and Hugsy Malone July 22, 2020
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Jessie JollesJessie Jolles

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Dave and Chemda teach people that black lives matter
Dave and Chemda teach people that black lives matter



"There is nobody more Patriotic than me, your favorite President!"
"There is nobody more Patriotic than me, your favorite President!"
The Donald and accused children's sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell
The Donald and accused children's sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell
The controversial Trader Joe's products
The controversial Trader Joe's products
Hugsy Malone
Hugsy Malone
The cutest sprinkler in town
The cutest sprinkler in town
Hugsy ready to respond to Chemda
Hugsy ready to respond to Chemda

KATG 3296: Snowflakes w/ Sarah Tollemache

Thanking porn stars; quarantined couples; calming down parents; Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s chemotherapy; Rep. John Lewis died; Donald Trump’s Chris Wallace interview; Kanye West’s presidential rally; Kari vs. KATG’s politics July 20, 2020
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
The late John Lewis
The late John Lewis
Donald Trump and Chris Wallace
Donald Trump and Chris Wallace
The Trumps endorsing Goya
The Trumps endorsing Goya
Father Trump
Father Trump
Mother Trump
Mother Trump
Kayne West at his first political rally
Kayne West at his first political rally
Steinway St., Astoria, Queens
Steinway St., Astoria, Queens

KATG 3295: Floodgates w/ Hannah Boone

Borderline personality disorder explained; love, war, and coronadating; Irresistible review; Russia tries to steal virus vaccine research; Great White apologizes for performing for a packed maskless crowd July 17, 2020
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Hannah BooneHannah Boone

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Great White endangering people's lives since 2003
Great White endangering people's lives since 2003
February 20, 2003
February 20, 2003
February 21, 2003 - 100 dead
February 21, 2003 - 100 dead
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