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KATG 3935: The Podcast Pantheon w/ Sean Malin

Culture critic Sean Malin, author of The Podcast Pantheon: 101 Podcasts That Changed How We Listen, joins Keith to discuss the importance of art and how we appreciate it. Oh, and Keith and The Girl is featured in that book in a big way. [POW.emoji] August 29, 2025
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  • — How to Judge Art feat. Watching trash, the idea of clapping after a movie, watching movie credits and bonus scenes, and showing up to movies late/leaving early/getting snacks
  • — Criticking: The length of movies feat. Eddington and Jason vs. Nosferatu
  • — 2025’s Saturday Night Live dismissals and lying about nostalgia
  • — The Podcast Pantheon: 101 Podcasts That Changed How We Listen?From WTF to Serial; Foreword by Jon Hamm and created by Sean Malin, author of Vulture’s Start Here feat. KATG.com/2000

Guests

Sean MalinSean Malin

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KATG 3934: Workers Comp w/ Zach Lennon-Simon and Ian

New guests to the KATG Universe, Zach Lennon-Simon and Ian [REDACTED], join Keith to discuss the importance of being treated with humanity while doing your job. The trio discusses applying for work, respect, and the power of unions. The gang also talks about Zach and Ian trying to make the world more tolerable as people continue voting against their best interests. August 28, 2025
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  • — Applying for work and being treated with respect
  • — A leaderless CDC
  • — Millions in federal funding to be pulled from sex education programs
  • — The Annunciation Catholic School shooting that took place during morning Mass
  • — Cracker Barrel reverts back to its original logo
  • — 73-year-old Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend Jordan Hudson filed a trademark for the term “Gold Digger”

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Keith's boss Silly Billy
Keith's boss Silly Billy

Scabby the Rat
Scabby the Rat

The Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans ad by American Eagle
The Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans ad by American Eagle
The Annunciation Catholic School shooter
The Annunciation Catholic School shooter


His ammunition
His ammunition

Bill Belichick (73) and Jordan Hudson (24) just before filing a trademark for the term “Gold Digger”
Bill Belichick (73) and Jordan Hudson (24) just before filing a trademark for the term “Gold Digger”

KATG 3933: You Don’t Know Jack w/ Costaki Economopoulos

Not only has Keith’s pal Costaki Economopoulos returned, but Keith deliberately says his name 42 times in this episode to prove he knows it. The duo reconnects and discusses Cracker Barrel’s logo redesign and gift shoppe, their shared love for Jellyvision/Jackbox’s You Don’t Know Jack, and the “settled” Shannon Sharpe rape case. August 27, 2025
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  • — Playing in Peoria: Catching up with Costaki feat. being a comedian road dog/working cruise ships
  • — Exploring America: City vs. country (political?) sensibilities
  • — Parenting, love, family, divorce, and Martin Short’s Match Game
  • — Cracker Barrel’s logo redesign and gift shoppe
  • — The NFL’s male cheerleaders vs. right wing outrage/Dean Cain “runs” the ICE obstacle course on camera
  • — Keith and Costaki’s love for Jellyvision/Jackbox’s You Don’t Know Jack
  • — The “settled” Shannon Sharpe rape case

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Oh Marty ...
Oh Marty ...



Keith's Library
Keith's Library

Where's Katt when we need him, Shannon?
Where's Katt when we need him, Shannon?
Oh I don't think I like this ...
Oh I don't think I like this ...

KATG 3932: The Truth About Snoop Dogg? w/ Myka Fox and Tim McLaughlin

Sweethearts Myka Fox and Tim McLaughlin from the podcast Great Hang join Keith to help break down the new anti-flag burning laws, Snoop Dogg vs. Buzz Lightyear·s lesbian friend, Lil Nas X assaulting police, and the new Netflix documentary The Truth About Jussie Smollett?. Also: Shame on you, Amy Poehler. August 26, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — American Flag Burning
  • — People’s houses and their Nazi ways
  • — Couples’ musical tastes
  • — Snoop Dogg vs. Buzz Lightyear
  • — Lil Nas X charged with 4 felonies involving assaulting police
  • — The Truth About Jussie Smollett?
  • — Podcasting and Myka & Tim’s Great Hang

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Tim's hero Dave Blunts
Tim's hero Dave Blunts
Lightyear (l.) and Snoop Dogg (r.)
Lightyear (l.) and Snoop Dogg (r.)
Lil Nas X having a day
Lil Nas X having a day


Jeremy Strong
Jeremy Strong





Jeff Scheen, Myka's clothes wearer
Jeff Scheen, Myka's clothes wearer

KATG 3931: Where My Dogs At w/ Ben Katzner

The hilarious Ben Katzner returns to KATG to discuss his new special Supple Harlot as well as allow Keith to dive deep into the stories mentioned in his stand-up. The duo also talks about dog whistles, an ignorant and divided country, male NFL cheerleaders, the Cambridge Dictionary’s new words, and talking a big game regarding sex. Ben shares the news about his collaboration with Redman, and Keith and Ben cover Andrew Dice Clay’s The Pickup and Aunt Gladys’ Weapons. August 20, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Ben Katzner’s Supple Harlot: Trump’s dog whistles, an ignorant and divided country, male NFL cheerleaders, the Cambridge Dictionary’s new words, and talking a big game regarding sex
  • — Redman and Ben Katzner’s Muddy Waters Too
  • — Movie Corner: Aunt Gladys’ Weapons and Andrew Dice Clay’s The Pickup
  • — YouTube is using AI to guess your age

Guests

Ben KatznerBen Katzner

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The controversial NFL dude
The controversial NFL dude
TRIGGER WARNING: The dude is on the left
TRIGGER WARNING: The dude is on the left
And thanks to Tracee Ellis Ross
And thanks to Tracee Ellis Ross
Skibidi as in: Skibidi Toilet (obvs.)
Skibidi as in: Skibidi Toilet (obvs.)





KATG 3930: Special Needs w/ Murf Meyer

It’s Murf fuckin’ Meyer! Keith and Murf trick you with apparently frivolous thoughts on Superman to help wake you up to the state of the world. Boom! Gotcha! The duo also discusses President Trump overhauling the Smithsonian and history as well as your parents catching your written or drawn “art” as a kid. August 16, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 How to Parent/Murf Meyer, special needs bus driver
  • — 16:00 The 2025-26 NFL and live sporting events
  • — 21:18 ICE, Dean Cain, controlling the police, and the idiocy of Superman
  • — 46:33 President Trump overhauls the Smithsonian museums to remove installations exposing oppression and divisiveness
  • — 60:52 Happy Gilmore 2, Sketch, and your parents finding your “art” as a child

Guests

Murf MeyerMurf Meyer

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KATG 3929: War of the Worlds w/ Katharine Heller

The sweet and hilarious Katharine Heller rejoins Keith to discuss her Oasis concert in Scotland, the Scottish temperament, Taylor Swift visiting Travis and Jason Kelce’s podcast New Heights, and, most importantly, 2025’s War of the Worlds featuring thespian and soon-to-be TV Oscar winner Ice Cube. August 15, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Teasing Oasis in concert
  • — Keith attempting to be a real man
  • — New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce feat. Taylor Swift
  • — 50-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio says he feels 32
  • — 2025’s War of the Worlds starring thespian Ice Cube
  • — Oasis in concert, Scotland love, Scotland diarrhea, and Delta adventures

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Katharine Heller backstage
Katharine Heller backstage
The Classic Chart
The Classic Chart

Keith's War of the Worlds notes
Keith's War of the Worlds notes
Katharine's War of the Worlds notes
Katharine's War of the Worlds notes


It's not astigmatism, it's Green Screen
It's not astigmatism, it's Green Screen

KATG 3928: Midnight Across America (Oh SNAP)

A solo Keith Malley discusses the Midnight Across America gang accusing Keith of sabotaging their show, him and his lover’s latest health scares, President Trump and your self-sabotage, and MAGA infighting. August 12, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Sabotaging Midnight Across America
  • — Keith and Liz’s health scares
  • — Trump and your self-sabotage feat. ICE, Trump Burger, and food stamps
  • — MAGA infighting feat. Laura Loomer and Majorie Taylor Greene

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Keith's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
Keith's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
ICE vs. Trump Burger owner Roland Beainy
ICE vs. Trump Burger owner Roland Beainy





Laura Loomer vs. Marjorie Taylor Greene
Laura Loomer vs. Marjorie Taylor Greene

KATG 3927: Masterdebaters w/ Dave Hill

Comedian/podcaster/author/musician and all around good guy Dave Hill returns to KATG to help Keith understand how so many Americans stopped caring about pedophilia, how Dean Cain can allow himself to join ICE, and why it bothers Keith that Matt Rife is the legal guardian of the Warren horror house and all its cursed objects. August 10, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Moving debates
  • — The collective works of the great Dave Hill including KATG.com/DadBook
  • — Americans don’t seem to mind that their president is a pedophile
  • — Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman’s Dean Cain enlists in ICE: Immigration and Customs Enforcement
  • — Humorist takes on right wing podcasts featuring South Park’s masterdebating Cartman and Marc Maron’s special Panicked
  • — Crowd-worker Matt Rife becomes the legal guardian of the Warren horror house and its 750 cursed objects

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Dave HillDave Hill

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KATG.com/DadBook
KATG.com/DadBook
Dave Hill of Witch Taint
Dave Hill of Witch Taint

God dammit ...
God dammit ...
Dean Cain (kinda)
Dean Cain (kinda)
Dean Cain (for real)
Dean Cain (for real)
Kristi Noem (l) and Kristi Noem (r)
Kristi Noem (l) and Kristi Noem (r)
Kristi Noem (for real)
Kristi Noem (for real)
Annabelle (kinda)
Annabelle (kinda)
Annabelle (for real) w/ Matt Rife
Annabelle (for real) w/ Matt Rife

KATG 3926: Real Americans w/ Carrie Gravenson

Butt buddy Carrie Gravenson returns to KATG to discuss surprise friendship enders, MAGA turning on President Trump, the Coldplay Kiss Cam, and the response to Sydney Sweeney·s great racial jeans. Only in America. July 31, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 Keith v. Craig feedback
  • — 34:17 MAGA v. Trump (The Epstein Files)
  • — 1:07:39 Coldplay’s Kiss Cam v. Illicit Affairs
  • — 1:12:48 Sydney Sweeney’s great racial jeans
  • — 1:17:35 The July 2025 trio of Celebrity Deaths: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Hulk Hogan

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Epstein flight logs feat. Donald Trump
Epstein flight logs feat. Donald Trump
What's the big deal?!
What's the big deal?!
Trump's AI distraction
Trump's AI distraction
Scotland's real newspaper
Scotland's real newspaper
The Boebert Family
The Boebert Family
Oops
Oops

Who wore it whiter?
Who wore it whiter?
Now THIS one IS racist ...
Now THIS one IS racist ...
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