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KATG 3542: In My Feelings w/ Myka Fox

Keith and Chemda read your KATG reviews and cover your P.O. Box mail. Myka Fox joins the group to discuss romance and love bombing, dealing with tinnitus, and her recent … mugging? NYC just had its fourth subway homicide in 2022, the last NYC public payphone will be removed, and Keith reviews the horror movie Men. Place your bets. May 23, 2022
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  • — KATG Reviews and P.O. Box letters
  • — Romance and love bombing
  • — SNL’s Weekend Update
  • — Myka’s tinnitus
  • — Myka’s … mugging?
  • — The Q Train: NYC’s fourth subway homicide in 2022
  • — The last NYC public payphone removed
  • — The horror movie Men

Guests

Myka FoxMyka Fox

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Keith's birthday truck nuts from Ryan
Keith's birthday truck nuts from Ryan

Men's writer/director Alex Garland
Men's writer/director Alex Garland

KATG 3541: Criminology

Your best friends Keith and Chemda are here to diagnose you. Think nothing of it. They also discuss Chemda rewatching Everything Everywhere All at Once in a theater, a 911 dispatcher hanging up on a supermarket employee that called during the Tops Friendly Market mass shooting, and NBC saying they’re open to having Chris Rock host the 95th Academy Awards. The duo learns about professional baby-namers, and they talk about the prison release and love life of Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli. May 20, 2022
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  • — Do you have ADD?
  • — Anti-movie aficionado Chemda rewatched Everything Everywhere All at Once in a theater!!!
  • — A 911 dispatcher hung up on a supermarket employee that called during the Tops Friendly Market mass shooting
  • — NBC says they’re open to having Chris Rock host the 95th Academy Awards
  • — Professional baby-namers
  • — Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli released from prison to a halfway house
  • — Martin Shkreli dumped a woman while in prison that left her family and job for him

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Taylor A. Humphrey, baby-namer
Taylor A. Humphrey, baby-namer
Martin Shkreli
Martin Shkreli
Martin Shkreli's prison ex
Martin Shkreli's prison ex

KATG 3540: Hollywood Vampires and the Silver Screen

Today Keith and Chemda discuss GrubHub’s catastrophic free food offer to New Yorkers and America reaching over 1,000,000 COVID deaths. The duo dissects audio from one of The Flash’s Ezra Miller’s multiple arrests, and Amber Heard denies that she shat on Johnny Depp’s bed. Selma Blair has a propensity to bite celebrities whom she admires, and Coldplay would like your help to power their concerts. May 18, 2022
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  • — GrubHub offers New Yorkers $15 in free food for 3 hours without warning restaurants ahead of time
  • — WE DID IT! Over 1,000,000 COVID deaths in the United States
  • — The Flash’s Ezra Miller’s violence, arrests, and audio from a Hawaii arrest
  • — Amber Heard denies that she shat in Johnny Depp’s bed
  • — Selma Blair’s propensity to bite celebrities she admires
  • — Coldplay wants you to help power their concerts

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Ezra Miller in We Need to Talk About Kevin
Ezra Miller in We Need to Talk About Kevin
Ezra Miller as The Flash
Ezra Miller as The Flash
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
Hollywood Vampires
Hollywood Vampires
Selma Blair
Selma Blair

Coldplay's electricians
Coldplay's electricians

KATG 3539: The Nicest Title Ever

Keith and Chemda discuss the white supremacist shooting in a Buffalo, NY supermarket that killed 10 people. (19 weeks into the year, America has already seen 198 mass shootings.) The duo also talks about R. Kelly and NYC subway shooter Frank James being prison pals. Keith discusses Netflix’s Meltdown: Three Mile Island, which leads to covering the makeup of sociopaths, psychopaths, and Keith’s dad. May 16, 2022
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  • — Keith and Chemda discuss the white supremacist shooting in a Buffalo, NY supermarket that killed 10 people. (19 weeks into the year, America has already seen 198 mass shootings.) The duo also talks about R. Kelly and NYC subway shooter Frank James being prison pals. Keith discusses Netflix’s Meltdown: Three Mile Island, which leads to covering the makeup of sociopaths, psychopaths, and Keith’s dad.

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Buffalo, NY supermarket mass shooter Payton Gendron
Buffalo, NY supermarket mass shooter Payton Gendron

Prison pals R. Kelly and NYC subway shooter Frank James
Prison pals R. Kelly and NYC subway shooter Frank James
Meltdown: Three Mile Island villain Lake Barrett
Meltdown: Three Mile Island villain Lake Barrett

Firestarter now and then
Firestarter now and then
Top Gun's Kelly McGillis and Kelly today
Top Gun's Kelly McGillis and Kelly today
Top Gun's Val Kilmer and Val today
Top Gun's Val Kilmer and Val today

KATG 3538: No One Here Gets Out Alive

Keith was poisoned! But he fought back and lived for you, dear listener. Keith and Chemda are here to discuss it all: Hilary Duff’s perfectly airbrushed perfect body on the cover of Women’s Health’s Body Issue, Keith adventures with 2 am shrimp parmesan, Keith’s Lovense dick sleeve, Roe v. Wade and anti-abortionists who had abortions, and the history of Mary the Virgin Mother of God. Babe’s James Cromwell glued himself to NYC Starbucks counter to protest the extra costs of plant-based milk, and NYC’s MTA orders bus drivers not to open the buses’ rear and center doors to stop fare jumpers and to confront anyone who tries not to pay. Yeah uh … okay. Sounds good. May 14, 2022
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  • — Hilary Duff’s perfectly airbrushed perfect body on the cover of Women’s Health’s Body Issue
  • — Keith’s stomach poisoning
  • — Keith Lovense dick sleeve
  • — Roe v. Wade and anti-abortionists who had abortions
  • — Bullshit & Dragons: The History of Mary the Virgin Mother of God
  • — Philadelphia Catholic school, serving pre-K through 8th grade, accidentally sells faux roses stuffed with lacy red thongs
  • — The U.S. baby formula shortage
  • — Babe’s James Cromwell glues himself to NYC Starbucks counter to protest the extra costs of plant-based milk
  • — NYC’s MTA orders bus drivers not to open the buses’ rear and center doors to stop fare jumpers

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The Bible's totally heterosexual Joseph
The Bible's totally heterosexual Joseph
Judge Jeanine Ferris Pirro
Judge Jeanine Ferris Pirro
James Cromwell
James Cromwell

KATG 3537: Billy Get Your Guns w/ Billy Procida

Billy Procida is so heartbroken that he can’t even talk about it. The gang tries to figure out why Billy has lifelong issues with likability, and Billy shares about letting go of his regular happy-ending masseuse, his fight on the train, and his plan to buy a gun. May 11, 2022
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  • — Billy’s heartbreak
  • — Billy vs. NYC
  • — Billy and guns

Guests

Billy ProcidaBilly Procida

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Billy's orgy outfit
Billy's orgy outfit

KATG 3536: From Chocolate to Morphine w/ Marty DeRosa

New guest Marty DeRosa joins KATG to discuss comedians’ appeal of pro-wrestling, getting along with a parent later in life, Mother’s Day, therapy, podcast guests asking to edit their appearance, and how to prepare for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. May 9, 2022
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  • — Comedians and pro-wrestling
  • — Getting along with a parent later in life
  • — Mother’s Day 2022
  • — Therapy and pillow love
  • — Podcast guests asking to edit their appearance
  • — Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness prerequisites

Guests

Marty DeRosaMarty DeRosa

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Childhood reading
Childhood reading



KATG 3535: The Backflip w/ Dylan Adler

Dylan Adler joins KATG to discuss his news-making backflip, and the gang talks about being buried alive (It’s still happening, people!), the Dave Chappelle Hollywood Bowl attack aftermath, edibles, and the multiverse. May 6, 2022
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  • — People mistakenly being buried alive
  • — Old men cough at orchestra recitals to show dominance
  • — Dylan Adler’s Universal Studios backflip controversy
  • — L.A. DA declining felony charges for the Dave Chappelle Hollywood Bowl attack
  • — Edibles and the multiverse

Guests

Dylan AdlerDylan Adler

KATG 3534: Moon Knight’s Confusion, Amber Heard’s Dumps, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees, Roe v. Wade, Dave Chappelle’s Attack, and Kim, Ye & Pete w/ Chris Mancini

Comic book expert Chris Mancini joins us for an emergency visit: What the fuck was Moon Knight about?! The trio also discusses 2022’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees, Amber Heard’s new P.R. team, a repeal of Roe v. Wade, and Dave Chappelle getting attacked on stage. They also cover Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson, and Kanye West for May 4, 2022. May 4, 2022
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  • — Moon Knight’s finale and Batman’s stupid costume and light signal
  • — Amber Heard hires new P.R. team halfway through her court case against Johnny Depp
  • — 2022’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
  • — Roe v. Wade and 2022’s Supreme Court
  • — Audience member attacks Dave Chappelle on stage
  • — Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson, and Kanye West: May 4, 2022

Guests

Chris ManciniChris Mancini

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Moon Knight
Moon Knight
Jillian Orr
Jillian Orr

KATG 3533: Self-Snitching w/ Clark Jones

Keith and Chemda catch up with Clark Jones and his journey through therapy: family, death, and dating May 2, 2022
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  • — Clark Jones’s therapy: family, death, and dating

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Clark JonesClark Jones
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