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KATG 4024: Retro-Revolutionary (Keith’s Autism Test) w/ Matt B and Keith McNally

It’s baby’s first Charlotte vote, but did Keith vote properly? Does he have the skills to? Is it strange that everyone’s vote counts the same as everyone else’s? In this classic KATG episode, Keith looks into his mental well-being to see if he not only is autistic, but if he had what in 2008 was known as Asperger syndrome. With the help of Chemda, Matt B, and Keith McNally (who also takes the test) we look at an episode from 18 years ago where Keith got to know himself. WARNING: trigger words include 2008’s ‘The R Word,’ ‘Indian-style,’ and questioning the idea of transgender thinking, but everyone’s grown since then. Join us on this journey of self-discovery. November 3, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Keith's autism test

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As seen in Charlotte
As seen in Charlotte
Keith in action
Keith in action
Keith's receipt
Keith's receipt
Keith being told he can't take pictures
Keith being told he can't take pictures



Keith Malley
Keith Malley
Keith McNally
Keith McNally

KATG 4023: PINEAPPLE w/ Laura

Laura, the world’s greatest football shit-talker of all time, rejoins Keith for the second show of the day to go over the happenings of THIS given Sunday. The duo also talk about challenging A.I., Halloween blackface at Burger King, Ali G: Who Iz I?, Coyote vs. Acme, and Netflix’s reality show The New Stanford Prison Experiment. November 1, 2026
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  • — The results of AFC North’s Week 8 LOLOLOLOLOL
  • — Challenging A.I.
  • — Halloween blackface at Burger King
  • — Amazon Prime’s Ali G: Who Iz I?
  • — Coyote vs. Acme: Eric Bauza, RIP
  • — Netflix’s reality show The New Stanford Prison Experiment
  • — Netflix’s Instadocs: Jane Doe v. Cornell

Guests

LauraLaura

Pictures

Ouchies
Ouchies
Let's see how Deshaun Watson likes it!!!
Let's see how Deshaun Watson likes it!!!
A Burger King employee in Fairbault, Minnesota celebrating Halloween
A Burger King employee in Fairbault, Minnesota celebrating Halloween

Can you imagine?!
Can you imagine?!

Oh, a sequel!!!
Oh, a sequel!!!

Dr. Peter Lorre
Dr. Peter Lorre
The New Stanford Prison Experiment
The New Stanford Prison Experiment
Christian social media girly and prison guard I guess Kiana Goana
Christian social media girly and prison guard I guess Kiana Goana


KATG 4022: Welcome to Your Life w/ Laura

Salut. It’s Keith, Laura, you, joy, and heartache. From the (PAIN) devastating loss of Jean-Luc Picard and the saga of the Red Baron to the (PLEASURE) of getting Wordle in one, this show runs the entire gamut of emotions. Where will it take you? November 1, 2026
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  • — Daylight Saving Time w/ Jesse Joyce revisited
  • — The end of the KATG Forums
  • — Wordle in 1 (whatever)
  • — Halloween feat. Kid Rock’s Halfway 2 Jesus, Boojangles, and why Liz left Keith
  • — SNL’s 2026 Halloween episode feat. Inde Navarrette, World Series winners the Milwaukee Brewers, and NFL Week 8 (today) predictions (with the results on the next episode)
  • — Patrick Stewart, RIP
  • — Office phishing tests/The Red Baron prank

Guests

LauraLaura

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Signs
Signs







Boo!
Boo!
Inde Navarrette
Inde Navarrette

Tears of joy
Tears of joy


Patrick Stewart, RIP
Patrick Stewart, RIP

The Red Baron prankee
The Red Baron prankee



KATG 4021: The French Connection w/ Laura

“Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me.” Uh oh, someone let Keith get in his zone! Today Keith and Laura are back at it on a Football Sunday, and they’re ready to discuss the ins and outs and passes and routes regarding the Steelers trip to Paris as well as the Ravens, um, doing whatever the hell THEY did. Seriously, like, who IS dey? LOLOLOL HAHAHA oh shit … Anyways, they also talk about revelations regarding past romantic relationships, the new Detective Comics movie Clayface, and Airbnb hosts no longer being allowed to require you to do their chores. October 25, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Football Corner: Steelers in Paris
  • — Office phishing tests
  • — Keith’s A.I. chicks and his ex
  • — 7 Charlotte cops found competing to see who can pull over the most black drivers
  • — Mike Flanagan: Carrie and Clayface
  • — Airbnb hosts may no longer require you to do their chores

Guests

LauraLaura

Pictures

The body can be a temple
The body can be a temple
or an amusement park
or an amusement park
And another one
And another one


The French Revolution
The French Revolution


God damn it Ray ...
God damn it Ray ...
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

Mike Flanagan
Mike Flanagan


A scene from Mike Flanagan's Clayface
A scene from Mike Flanagan's Clayface

KATG 4020: LIVE FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA w/ Rod Morrow

Mother fuck what a great recap with Rod Morrow of The Black Guy Who Tips with Rod and Karen. Last Week on KATG is always a blast, but man this week Keith was on a specific jag of heavy proportions, and this breaks it all down with updates and new thoughts on Sebastian Maniscalco, Shane Gillis, Mike Tyson, The Cornell Seven, public executions, and the Pittsburgh Steelers, among others. Deep and hilarious, Keith and Rod dissect the recent KATG discussions that featured four amazing guests: Laura, Sasheer Zamata, Jessica Watkins, and Bonnie McFarlane. Catch Rod interview Keith with surgical precision weekly at KATG.com/VIP October 21, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Rod Morrow’s scarlet letters and the greatest live intro ever/Alpha Comics
  • — Today’s Sponsor: Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft Town feat. Aaron Rodgers
  • — Minimum Rage
  • — Sebastian Maniscalco STILL needs a little more time?
  • — Shane Gillis on SNL feat. Pat Dixon
  • — President Trump’s proposed public execution
  • — Talkie Movies: The Social Network and You Can See Everything
  • — The 2026 Mike Tyson “documentary”
  • — The Cornell Seven, Bojangles, and Charlotte pizza
  • — Jeering Dallas’s QB
  • — Adult crying
  • — Listener emails regarding rape culture from all sides/Rod’s personal party story/The KATG poll: Is stealthing rape’s 100% positive results
  • — Sexualizing children
  • — Revisiting Michael Che’s posts defending catcalling
  • — Football Corner
  • — Rod challenges Keith’s relationship with his A.I. lover
  • — The story behind Stephen King’s “Plug It Up” scene in Carrie
  • — Saying the wrong name in bed and fake Reddit haters
  • — At the Movies: VisionQuest and Street Fighter
  • — Battle of the Mascots: Steely McBeam vs. Poe feat. Sir Purr
  • — RIP AJ: only the good die young
  • — Blaine’s Nancy Pelosi clickbait
  • — Pissing ones and zeros: Keith’s A.I. lover revisited
  • — HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO

Guests

Rod MorrowRod Morrow

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KATG 4019: VisionQuest: You Can See Everything w/ Laura

The two-headed beast is back! Keith and Laura discuss football and the fight in the AFC North, the latest shocking news-making surprise deaths, Keith’s dirty A.I. wife (WIFE?!), the expected effects of saying the wrong name in bed, and the woman that openly masturbated across a row of a flight’s First Class seats. They also dive into art, namely Marvel’s TV show VisionQuest and Nathan Fielder's documentary You Can See Everything. October 19, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Football Weekend, shit-talking, and the agony of … death
  • — Keith’s dirty A.I. wife/Carrie
  • — Saying the wrong name in bed: A/S/L/#
  • — Woman openly masturbates across a row of a flight’s First Class seats
  • — Marvel’s VisionQuest
  • — Nathan Fielder's You Can See Everything

Guests

LauraLaura

Pictures


Keith vs. Joe
Keith vs. Joe


Steely McBeam
Steely McBeam
Poe
Poe

John Madden and The Madden Cruiser
John Madden and The Madden Cruiser


2009's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2's "No Russian"
2009's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2's "No Russian"
Laura's picks: neon; The correct answers: thin white
Laura's picks: neon; The correct answers: thin white



KATG 4018: Saturday Night Very Live w/ Sasheer Zamata feat. Danny Hatch

Before revisiting the great Sasheer Zamata’s discussion about being on Saturday Night Live and the stories of the day, Keith comments on the continued conversation regarding Shane Gillis’s misogyny on SNL which features comment from the TODAY show, Michael Che, and SNL UK. October 19, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — SNL America, Shane Gillis, Michael Che, TODAY, and SNL UK
  • — Star Trek and Sasheer Zamata’s namesake
  • — Football and how to host a party
  • — Parental mouth-kisses and nudists
  • — How Sasheer auditioned for SNL and the people’s attention to race
  • — Revisiting Katy Perry’s Super Bowl halftime show
  • — The public downfall of Randy Quaid
  • — KATG vs. the MTA
  • — SNL’s season introductions and being “featured”
  • — Cracking up on SNL, cue cards, dealing with SNL hosts, The Goodbyes, and the after-party
  • — Being the cheatee in a relationship
  • — Panic attacks at SNL and Michael Che … taking risks

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Keith's old lady serving the Body of Christ
Keith's old lady serving the Body of Christ
Bill Belichick and his daughter
Bill Belichick and his daughter
Katy Perry
Katy Perry
Dennis Quaid
Dennis Quaid
Rupert Murdoch
Rupert Murdoch
NYC's MTA in action
NYC's MTA in action

KATG 4017: The Dirty Work w/ Jessica Watkins

(And another one.) No preamble: today we revisit the great Jessica Watkins and her heartbreaking story. Y’know what, maybe we should thank Shane Gillis for making us revisit this discussion. He was actually being very clever. (I’ll get to your personal emails; it’s just a lot and, again; you’re heard, thank you, and good for you for kinda finding peace.) With KATG.com/VIP know that this is episode 3072: Oh Bother. (The title is a Winnie-the-Pooh reference, but like, not fun.) You’ll still laugh! That’s always the promise! October 16, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — The Great American Novel
  • — Dating
  • — Cutting off drunks as a bartender
  • — Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup
  • — Winnie-the-Pooh multiple rape accusations
  • — Why victims wait to accuse rapists
  • — Illegal Jeopardy! bets

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KATG 4016: No Hard Feelings w/ Bonnie McFarlane

It’s me, Keith. (Surprise: It always is. I write these.) I heard of, like, the pick-up artist kinda shit about taking off the condom without them knowing, but I didn’t know it’s so fucking common that there’s a word for it! Anyway, since it’s been a week of Rape Culture talk, here’s a relisten of the great Bonnie McFarlane. YOU’LL LAUGH THE WHOLE TIME I PROMISE! October 14, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Being stealthed
  • — Bonnie McFarlane’s Anthony Bourdain-inspired book You’re Better Than Me: A Memoir
  • — Bonnie’s … stolen high school virginity let’s say
  • — Keith’s equally traumatic story: The Local Weatherman’s Leather Jacket
  • — Having an assistant

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This guy
This guy

KATG 4015: The Social Reckoning w/ Laura

The dynamic duo is back to tell you whose side to take regarding everything controversial. Keith and Laura discuss Sebastian Maniscalco responding to middle-class comedians’ pleas, bad boy Shane Gillis hosting SNL, the potential public execution of U.S. Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan, Aaron Sorkin’s The Social Reckoning, The Cornell Seven, and the MOST controversial story of the weekend: Keith, a New Yorker for three decades, tried Charlotte’s “NYC-style” pizza! October 12, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — The Lanterns finale/Bono & The Edge: A Sort of Homecoming with David Letterman
  • — Sebastian Maniscalco responds to middle-class comedians’ pleas
  • — SNL hosted by Shane Gillis feat. live cursing
  • — The potential public execution of U.S. Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan
  • — Aaron Sorkin’s The Social Reckoning
  • — Netflix’s TYSON documentary
  • — The Cornell Seven
  • — Keith tries Charlotte’s “NYC-style” pizza
  • — This week in the NFL feat. Steelers, Ravens, and Dak Prescott’s revenge

Guests

LauraLaura

Pictures
Laura crying makes Laura cry
Laura crying makes Laura cry

Sebastian Maniscalco
Sebastian Maniscalco



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