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KATG 3363: Piece of Your Heart w/ Ophira Eisenberg
Contracting COVID-19; NBA’s Kyrie Irving attends maskless indoor party, loses at least $850,000; Armie Hammer, cannibal pervert
January 15, 2021
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Ophira Eisenberg
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Chemda's bathroom fireplace
Kyrie Irving, down $850,000 so far for attending maskless indoor party
Michael Phelps, 28-time Olympic medal winner, pothead
The late Armand Hammer
Armie Hammer, cannibal pervert
KATG 3362: 13th Annual KATGuh Awards
The 2020 KATGuh Award Nominations
January 13, 2021
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— Bill Belichick turns down Trump’s Presidential Medal of Freedom, Trump’s second impeachment, major companies turn on republicans, and NYC cancels Trump contracts; COVID-19 U.S. deaths: 392,463 - 4,320 yesterday alone; Bruce Willis kicked out of Raid Aid for refusing to wear a mask
— The 2020 KATGuh Award Nominations
— Most Ridiculous Moment: Lori Loughlin Readies Herself For Prison; Carrie Gravenson - Keith’s Sense of Direction; Oscar! Oscar!; Danny Vega - April Fools During a Pandemic; Newsychu - Chemda the Firebug; Karen Morrow - Mom Shoots Wood
— Most Heartbreaking Moment: Her Majesty vs. The Royal Horses; Micah Sherman - The Duke and Duchess of WHAT?!; Kyle Ocasio - Being a Mom; Benny Ocasio - Kobe and Gigi Bryant; MAtt Baer - The Diamond Dog Hat; Det. Mark DeMayo - Gun Play
— Best Fight: Keith vs. His Dad; Ray Gootz and Wendi Starling - Chemda vs. The Gootz; Billy Procida - Chemda vs. Billy
— Best Rant: George Floyd, Bad Police, and Unrelatable Family; Chris Matthews and What CAN I Say?; Lindsay Goldwert - Chemda’s Lesson for Dads; Ken’s Vegetarian Burger aka You ARE Gonna Take It
— Biggest Political Statement: VOTE!; Rod Morrow - Joe Biden Rocks Despacito; Rod and Karen Morrow - Conservatives Love Rules; Adam Brown and Craig Klein - Don Jr. Visits Mel’s in Somerset
— Most Romantic: Paul Hooper and Myq Kaplan - Paul’s Other Two Wheels; The Attraction of Marilyn Monroe; Joe DeVito - The 16 Women Fantasy Love Kumite; Katharine Heller - Being Awake for Sports Illustrated
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The 13th Annual KATGuh Awards
Ain't that America ...
Bruce Willis at Rite Aid without a mask
Bruce Willis kicked out of Rite Aid for refusing to wear a mask
The Loughlins
The Queen when she could control her asshole muscles
The so-called Duke and Duchess
Benny and Kyle Ocasio
MAtt Baer, RIP
Father Malley
Chris Matthews
The Vegetarian Hot Dog
The Vegetarian Burger
Don Jr. and Eric Trump
Marilyn Monroe
KATG 3361: Puppets
The NFL’s Final Four; a Sex and the City revival without Samantha; Smokey Robinson honors Chanooka; Capitol deaths and arrests; free speech and social media bans; Andrew Yang learns about NYC
January 11, 2021
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Ashli Babbitt, killed storming the Capitol
Rosanne Boyland, trampled to death despite DON'T TREAD ON ME flag
Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick, bludgeoned to death by a fire extinguisher
Adam Christian Johnson and Jacob Anthony Chansley, arrested
Richard Barnett, arrested
The Capitol noose and Mr. Camp Auschwitz - WORK BRINGS FREEDOM
Camp Auschwitz (left) aka Robert Keith Packer, arrested
NHL's Tony DeAngelo defending Trump: "Twitter is a disgrace."
Kirstie Alley on Twitter banning Trump: "This is called SLAVERY."
KATG 3360: Say His Name w/ Betsy Helmuth
Rich people’s games; the U.S. Capitol attack, deaths, resignations, and social media; Chemda’s birthday stress
January 8, 2021
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Betsy Helmuth
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Capitol security for BLM protesters
Capitol security for Trump protesters
KATG 3359: Nice! w/ Oscar Collazos
Cultural assimilation and family; American terrorists breach U.S. Capitol; dating, Airbnb disasters, fires, and roommates not paying rent; Tanya Roberts dies twice; Kanye West and Kim Kardashian set to divorce
January 6, 2021
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Oscar Collazos
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How it started
How it's going
American terrorists attack the U.S. Capitol
Tanya Roberts
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
KATG 3358: Accentuate w/ Jess Wood
Mental health, Albuquerque, and Mother; treason and COVID-19; Cobra Kai Season 3; Hilaria Baldwin; Powerful Queen Cannon
January 4, 2021
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Jess Wood
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1st grade teacher Zelene Blancas
Chile's president fined $3,500 for this unmasked selfie
Cobra Kai Season 3
Hilaria Baldwin loving her baby
Millionaire Olivia Blanco
Powerful Queen Cannon and The Cannons
Jess's boo-bee
KATG 3357: Treating You Like Family
Kevin Spacey, Dr. Drew, dead science deniers, Kirk Cameron, Tyson Foods, His Horniness Pope Francis, Pat Robertson, Donald Trump, and Joel Osteen close out 2020; Keith's parental update; Jennifer Aniston and out of touch celebrities; Wishmaster 84: Wonder Woman reviewed
January 1, 2021
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Kevin Spacey
The Walking Dead
Kirk Cameron
Luke Letlow and family
Luke at a maskless rally
Mary Ann
Joni Ernst
Dr. Drew
The pope is at it again
Pat Robertson
Joel Osteen
Jennifer Aniston's controversial ornament
Wonder Woman 1984
Wishmaster
The Wishmaster djinn in human form
KATG 3356: When Was That?
Holidays and the COVID-19 vaccine; suicide by cop civilian knows to wear a mask; KATGuh nominations; “Dr.” Jill Biden
December 14, 2020
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The suicide by cop civilian knew to wear a mask
Dr. Jill Biden
Joseph Epstein
KATG 3355: The Color Purple w/ Jesse Joyce
Waiters eating your leftovers and KATG’s 100 for 30 stand-up shows; Lil ‘rona; Jessie Joyce vs. Rep. John Joyce; friends and money; Singer FKA twigs accuses Shia LaBeouf of sexual battery and assault; Jesse’s shirt isn’t purple
December 11, 2020
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Jesse Joyce
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by Nikki Woodworth
Rep. John Joyce
FKA twigs and Shia LaBeouf
KATG 3354: Family Reunion w/ Jeremiah Watkins
Jeremiah’s stand-up and Roast Battle’s The Wave; family doctor gaslights patient and fucks wife; major anti-LGBTQ-er caught shitting in Zoom meeting; deer steals hunter’s rifle; man violates Thai laws by posting a negative hotel review; snoozing jurors
December 9, 2020
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Jeremiah Watkins
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Jeremiah and his mom in Family Reunion
Pierson Tone and Ronald Rosen
Anti-LGBTQ-er Frances Cogelja
Francis taking a dump during a Zoom board meeting
Elliot Page
Wesley Barnes
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