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KATG 3924: Frogstomp w/ Spooky

Spooky, KATG and personal friend since 2005, returns! Keith and his longtime pal discuss friendship, love, death, and Spooky’s emotions; and, the fact that it turns out the Epstein prison video WAS edited (FACT!), Elmo was hacked (oh nooooooo), and Keith loved the Minecraft movie (WHAT THE?!). Also, after the recording, Keith won the main KATG Chat poker game as well as the new side game that runs simultaneously. Yes, first place in both! That information has nothing to do with this episode, Keith just wasn’t sure where else to write it. July 17, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Friendship, love, death, and Spooky’s emotions
  • — NYC, Charlotte, and Sydney
  • — The Epstein prison video WAS edited
  • — Elmo, AI, and internet hacks
  • — Brad Pitt’s F1
  • — Keith loved A Minecraft Movie! (???)
  • — The Annabelle doll kills again (IN REAL LIFE!)

Guests

SpookySpooky

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A man's man: Spooky, flirting and arm wrestling simultaneously
A man's man: Spooky, flirting and arm wrestling simultaneously
Spooky (far right)
Spooky (far right)
Arm wrestling witnesses
Arm wrestling witnesses
One of Spooky's girlfriend's dog birthday parties
One of Spooky's girlfriend's dog birthday parties

KATG 3923: The American Way w/ Alice Fishbein

New KATG guest Alice Fishbein might be on her first podcast of any kind ever, but you wouldn’t know it from her candid opinions and frank discussions. Keith and Alice talk about her one-woman show satirizing Titanic, her work in criminal defense, Americans lack of empathy, Epstein never having a client list after all (???), hateful comedians announcing that they misvoted, 2025’s Superman, and King Joey Chestnut. July 12, 2025
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  • — Alice Fishbein: The Titanic, dating, and working in criminal defense
  • — President Trump threatens to revoke Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship following her move to Ireland
  • — Sean “Diddy” Combs’ third bail denial and proposed sentencing
  • — Wife abuser Michael Madsen dead at 67
  • — Texas floods: 130 dead, 200 missing
  • — Alligator Alcatraz
  • — Epstein case closed due to there being no client list after all (???)/Comedian and podcaster Andrew Schulz isn’t pleased that he voted for Trump
  • — 2025’s Superman
  • — 2025’s Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest

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How Keith poisoned his brother
How Keith poisoned his brother
How Alice's sister poisoned her
How Alice's sister poisoned her




An inappropriate Drake with Millie Bobby Brown
An inappropriate Drake with Millie Bobby Brown
feat. Track 3: Louis' Dick Jokes
feat. Track 3: Louis' Dick Jokes
Rosie O'Donnell v. The President of the United States
Rosie O'Donnell v. The President of the United States
Cowboy Carter
Cowboy Carter
A grateful Diddy
A grateful Diddy

Evan Rachel Wood v. Marilyn Manson
Evan Rachel Wood v. Marilyn Manson
Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs
Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs
Your plan (living)
Your plan (living)
God's plan (killing)
God's plan (killing)
Kristi Noem (no plan)
Kristi Noem (no plan)
Marjorie Taylor Greene expressing that she's anti-weather manipulation
Marjorie Taylor Greene expressing that she's anti-weather manipulation

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump never meeting each other
Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump never meeting each other
Andrew Shultz: Comedian, podcaster, political mastermind
Andrew Shultz: Comedian, podcaster, political mastermind

U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi
The Boys
The Boys
The White House cooked it's burgers the day before!
The White House cooked it's burgers the day before!
RFK Jr., your Health Whatever-The-Fuck
RFK Jr., your Health Whatever-The-Fuck
A good idiot
A good idiot
An evil idiot
An evil idiot
Dean Cain
Dean Cain
Johnny Lawrence
Johnny Lawrence
Laura Loomer, Trump's top advisor that's sick of minorities in commercials
Laura Loomer, Trump's top advisor that's sick of minorities in commercials
J. K. Rowling
J. K. Rowling
Pound for pound the greatest athlete in the world Joey Chestnut
Pound for pound the greatest athlete in the world Joey Chestnut

KATG 3922: The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 4: The Verdict w/ Felicia Gillespie

Open and candid comedian Felicia Gillespie returns to help Keith discuss The Diddy Trial and the jury’s stupid fucking verdicts. The duo also discusses millionaire and charlatan Jimmy Swaggart burning in Hell at age 90 as well as the state of the world. July 2, 2025
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  • — In honor of Pride Month, Keith goes over the amazing work podcaster MeMe Cherry has done for the community
  • — The American flag and Keith’s current embarrassment, Trump wants you to call him Daddy, The history of the parody song Bomb Iran and questioning the mission’s success, California governor suing FOX News for $800 million over lying about Trump calling him during the L.A. ICE protests, NYC’s Zohran Mamdani’s Democratic Primary win and related racists
  • — The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 3
  • — Squid Game 2
  • — Flirting with weirdos/Brad Pitt’s home in Los Feliz ransacked by burglars (who took advantage of Brad out promoting F1 The Movie)

Pictures

Felicia's freezer getting tomorrow morning's ice bath ready
Felicia's freezer getting tomorrow morning's ice bath ready

Jimmy Swaggart
Jimmy Swaggart
NYC’s 10-foot-tall pink Foot Fountain
NYC’s 10-foot-tall pink Foot Fountain

KATG 3921: In the Name of Love w/ MeMe Cherry

It’s the return of the thought-provoking, hilarious, and socially active podcaster MeMe Cherry! MeMe joins Keith to help discuss Pride Month, what you can do about it in 2025, and the world’s latest series of UNfortunate events. The duo also discusses the closing of Diddy’s trial, Will Smith taking back his apologies to us and Chris Rock, and TV shows that Keith apparently loves to hate. (Yes, The Bear and Squid Game are back.) June 27, 2025
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  • — In honor of Pride Month, Keith goes over the amazing work podcaster MeMe Cherry has done for the community
  • — The American flag and Keith’s current embarrassment, Trump wants you to call him Daddy, The history of the parody song Bomb Iran and questioning the mission’s success, California governor suing FOX News for $800 million over lying about Trump calling him during the L.A. ICE protests, NYC’s Zohran Mamdani’s Democratic Primary win and related racists
  • — The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 3
  • — Squid Game 2
  • — Brad Pitt’s home in Los Feliz ransacked by burglars who took advantage of Brad out promoting F1 The Movie

Guests

MeMe CherryMeMe Cherry

Pictures

MeMe's artistic space
MeMe's artistic space

The meme from from racist right-wing politicians and speakers after Shia Muslim Zohran Mamdani won NYC's Democratic Primary for mayor
The meme from from racist right-wing politicians and speakers after Shia Muslim Zohran Mamdani won NYC's Democratic Primary for mayor

KATG 3920: Hot Cum Time Machine w/ Brandon Collins

Brandon Collins returns! Keith catches up with his movie pal from way back to help discuss the continuing sagas that are The End of the World, The Diddy Trial, and Cockbuster Video. June 23, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Revisiting Brandon Collins/A Minecraft Movie
  • — Cockbuster Video
  • — Trump, who wasted $45 million on a military parade for Flag Day, wrote on Juneteenth that there are too many non-working holidays/Potential in-country Iranian retribution
  • — !!! SPORTS !!!
  • — The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 2
  • — Movie Corner w/ Medium Popcorn’s Brandon Collins: Love Hurts, Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning, Final Destination: Bloodlines, The Accountant 2, and The Amateur

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KATG 3919: You Made It Weird presents Pete Holmes’ KATG interview

Pete Holmes’ podcast exposing comedians’ secret weirdnesses began in October 2011 and continues entertaining with some of your favorite Hollywood pals. You can also check out YouTube.com/PeteHolmes for hilarious material from his podcasts, talk show, stand-up, and various skits. (Keith personally is in love with the fictional character interviews.) The segment following Keith discussing the end of the world is from October 2013. You Made It Weird’s detailed episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili from the podcast Keith and The Girl make it weird!” June 19, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Juneteenth and your feelings
  • — Donald Trump vs. Elon Musk feat. The End of the World
  • — Pete Holmes’ KATG interview

Guests

Pete HolmesPete Holmes

Pictures

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/VIP
Louis C.K. (SPELL IT RIGHT!)
Louis C.K. (SPELL IT RIGHT!)


$59.99 shown - also avail. in camouflage ($74.99) or signed by Trump ($1,000) - Note: God's signature currently unavail.
$59.99 shown - also avail. in camouflage ($74.99) or signed by Trump ($1,000) - Note: God's signature currently unavail.
Mike Lindell
Mike Lindell
The beginning of the end
The beginning of the end
Jeffrey Epstein and Donald J. Trump
Jeffrey Epstein and Donald J. Trump
The Cybertruck Dilemma
The Cybertruck Dilemma




KATG 3918: WTF presents Marc Maron’s KATG interview

Marc Maron started his podcast WTF in September 2009 and in June 2025 announced its upcoming end. In honor of his run and the big news, we relisten to KATG’s appearance back in 2012. All old episodes of WTF can be found accessing WTF+ at WTFpod.com. WTF’s episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili are two of the earliest pioneers of podcasting. Their hit show Keith and the Girl paved the way for WTF. Marc welcomes them to the garage to talk about religion, sexuality and relationships.” June 18, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Deadly weather and the new lack of government assistance
  • — Marc Maron introduction
  • — Strangers and politics
  • — Father’s Day talk feat. Taylor Tomlinson/Keith’s lack of direction explained
  • — Marc Maron’s KATG interview

Guests

Marc MaronMarc Maron

Pictures

KATG.com/MarcMaron
KATG.com/MarcMaron
Your president
Your president
God's flooding
God's flooding



Taylor Tomlinson
Taylor Tomlinson
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/TGAN
KATG.com/TGAN
KATG.com/DadBook
KATG.com/DadBook
Keith and Chemda
Keith and Chemda
Podcasting Hall of Fame
Podcasting Hall of Fame
The Hall of Fame speech
The Hall of Fame speech


KATG 3917: The Best of That’s the Show with Danny SPONSORED BY: Shitty Jim’s w/ Katharine Heller, Tom Scharpling, Marga Gomez, Michael Khalili, Mara Wilson, Eugene Mirman, Lev Grossman, Danny’s mom, Danny’s girlfriend, and Jeff the Sound Engineer

From the archives of KATG.com/VIP, this show features the collection of That’s the Show with Danny clips that ex-intern Danny Hatch personally put together himself 10 years ago! Whether you’re relistening or new to the character that is The Hatch, you’ll love his hilariously neurotic jokes and delivery with Keith, Chemda, his own mom and girlfriend, and some of your favorite KATG guests engaging in a way that can only be described as … well … I don’t think it can be described. Enjoy. OH! DANNY’S OLD PSYCHIATRIST HAD A SCARFACE POSTER IN HIS OFFICE!!! June 12, 2025
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Danny Hatch with Paul F. Tompkins at L.A.'s The Comedy Store (2015)
Danny Hatch with Paul F. Tompkins at L.A.'s The Comedy Store (2015)

KATG 3916: Only in Charlotte w/ ListenerLiz

The move is complete! Keith’s girlfriend and fellow Charlottean ListenerLiz joins the show to help Keith discuss leaving The Big Apple for literally greener pastures. The duo talks about the dichotomy between the two cities, dealing with landlords and movers, and strangers finding KATG through Keith’s trail of breadcrumbs. The lovebirds also address serious hot topics such as Pride Month vs. Veterans Month, the literal whitewashing of civil rights campaigners, and the Pittsburgh Steelers’ new quarterback. June 9, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — The Brutalist
  • — Pride Month vs. Veterans Month
  • — Pete Hegseth to change U.S. ships from being named after civil rights campaigners (John Lewis, Thurgood Marshall, Harriet Tubman, etc.)
  • — Keith’s giveaways
  • — R.I.P. Major Margaret Hot Lips Houlihan
  • — The Macrons airplane fight
  • — Theater roof falls during showing of Final Destination: Bloodlines
  • — The Rehearsal - Season 2
  • — Keith tries to sell his A/C unit
  • — Keith tries to get back his NYC security deposit
  • — Keith tries to hire honest long-distance movers
  • — Keith settles into Charlotte, NC
  • — Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper vs. Keith’s new Pittsburgh Steelers hang-out

Pictures

Live from Charlotte!
Live from Charlotte!
Keith's new neighbors
Keith's new neighbors
Keith starting his day great
Keith starting his day great
And the next day ...
And the next day ...
Lunch: Keith drops his just cooked frozen dinner
Lunch: Keith drops his just cooked frozen dinner
And his day has turned
And his day has turned
But he doesn't mind. He'll just eat the top!
But he doesn't mind. He'll just eat the top!
Dinner
Dinner
The Brutalist
The Brutalist
Secretary of Defense and racist unadmitted alcoholic idiot Pete Hegseth
Secretary of Defense and racist unadmitted alcoholic idiot Pete Hegseth
Corporal Maxwell Klinger
Corporal Maxwell Klinger
Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (R.I.P.)
Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (R.I.P.)
The Macrons making jokes
The Macrons making jokes
Keith's bane
Keith's bane
Keith's giveaways
Keith's giveaways



The real life Final Destination theater ceiling collapse
The real life Final Destination theater ceiling collapse

The horrific apartment damage that cost Keith $700
The horrific apartment damage that cost Keith $700






But the table, grill, and cooler: No problem
But the table, grill, and cooler: No problem
How Keith originally took the apartment
How Keith originally took the apartment
Keith never complains
Keith never complains
Monopoly game pieces you've never heard of
Monopoly game pieces you've never heard of
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
How movers leave your place
How movers leave your place
Thanks for the drink, fuck you
Thanks for the drink, fuck you
How Keith got revenge on the movers
How Keith got revenge on the movers
Keith says goodbye
Keith says goodbye
Keith's new stomping grounds
Keith's new stomping grounds
Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper
Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper


Pittsburgh Steelers' new quarterback Aaron Rodgers
Pittsburgh Steelers' new quarterback Aaron Rodgers


KATG 3915: Party Etiquette, Dumb Politics, and The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial w/ Calvin Cato

Superstar and The Dad Emails book contributor Calvin Cato returns to help Keith discuss party etiquette (Keith’s perfect), dumb politics (Keith isn’t pleased), and the Diddy trial (APPLESAUCE ON A CHEESEBURGER?!). They also pay homage to the great George Wendt and are nervous for the family that is now burdened with his bar tab. May 24, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 KATG.com/DadBook and Ephesians 6:4
  • — 4:04 One of those days/Leaving NYC
  • — 9:05 Party etiquette and Keith being perfect
  • — 26:15 Dumb politics
  • — 45:21 People who are too polite/Impolite text responses
  • — 54:16 The Diddy Trial/Kanye West is done being antisemitic
  • — 1:16:30 RIP: Cheers’s NORM! and corporations honoring Pride Month

Guests

Calvin CatoCalvin Cato

Pictures

KATG.com/DadBook feat. Calvin Cato
KATG.com/DadBook feat. Calvin Cato
Keith's original Carrie's Party pasta idea (1 serving pictured)
Keith's original Carrie's Party pasta idea (1 serving pictured)

Carrie's spread (nice cheese idea, Carrie)
Carrie's spread (nice cheese idea, Carrie)
Their pasta
Their pasta
Keith's gifts
Keith's gifts
Keith's desserts (1 serving pictured)
Keith's desserts (1 serving pictured)
Liz's surprise
Liz's surprise
Carrie's demands
Carrie's demands
This is real
This is real
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