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KATG 2980: Progress Not Perfection w/ Dave Hill

Sharing the show; how to properly troll and how to be human; your technology spying on you; El Chapo's trial begins; Toxic is Word of the Year; Chemda and the Comedy Cellar podcast; Hennessy's final Bottoms Up episode?; The West Wing Weekly; Bohemian Rhapsody November 16, 2018
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  • — Too Progressive?: Keith and The Girl listeners are nervous to share the show because they're worried their friends and co-workers can’t handle it
  • — Only 1 TV Show: We have Dave Hill in studio, who, despite his many accomplishments, feels like he has achieved nothing
  • — The Low Road: Dave artfully uses your mama jokes to (reverse?) troll Trump supporters
  • — Not Worth It: Keith was ready (and hoping) to be punched by an MTA worker, and the gang discusses how no one cares to help in the simplest ways
  • — The Microsoft Paper Clip: The gang discusses how our phones — and technology in general — are blatantly spying on us
  • — Bailing: Jurors are desperately trying to get out of serving jury duty for the the trial of El Chapo
  • — The Year Of The Shithead: The word Toxic, i.e. toxic masculinity, is the Oxford Word of the Year, while Gaslighting also made it to the shortlist
  • — Live From The Table: Chemda recounts her experience on the latest Comedy Cellar podcast
  • — A .WAV FILE?!: Hennessy sent in a recording of him explaining why he and Chemda broke up with hopes that KATG would release it on their network. Keith and Chemda are debating.
  • — The West Wing Weekly: Several listeners wrote KATG in excitement that Keith is getting into The West Wing. The West Wing may also cause Keith personal drama.
  • — Frank Mercury: Keith reviews Bohemian Rhapsody

Guests

Dave HillDave Hill

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Dave Hill
Dave Hill
El Chapo
El Chapo
Noam Dworman
Noam Dworman





The Live Aid Concert
The Live Aid Concert

KATG 2979: The Stalk Market w/ Lucie Pohl

The history of Stan Lee; breakups and being single; stalkers; your parents November 14, 2018
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  • — The Comic Book Universe: We have Overwatch's Lucie Pohl in studio discussing comic book conventions along with the life, death, and works of Marvel's Stan Lee
  • — New Haircut: Lucie is single for the first time ever. She discusses wanting to take a break from dating, and she recounts the very recent breakup from her boyfriend of 4 years
  • — Silence Of The Lamps: Lucie traveled to Abu Dhabi for work and had her first encounter with a stalker who followed her to multiple locations. The gang discusses online and in-person stalkers.
  • — Way Off Broadway: The gang discusses parents’ condescending commentary about their kids' lives and careers as well as how to deal with a significant other's family

Guests

Lucie PohlLucie Pohl

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Lucie Pohl
Lucie Pohl
Mercy from Overwatch
Mercy from Overwatch
The late Stan Lee
The late Stan Lee
Stan, December 1968
Stan, December 1968
Chemda making friends at Comic Con
Chemda making friends at Comic Con

KATG 2978: How’d He Die? w/ Melody Kamali and Bianca Brady

Virtue signalling; sobriety; Marvel's Stan Lee died; comic book conventions with Erik Estrada, Lori Petty, and The Beastmaster's Marc Singer; Chemda and Isaac Hayes; Keith discovers The West Wing; doctors vs. the NRA November 13, 2018
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  • — Sticker Renting: We have Melody Kamali in studio discussing the recent elections and virtue signaling
  • — Rock Bottom: Melody and her girlfriend, comic Ali Clayton, have gotten sober together. The gang discusses AA meetings, sobriety apps, and mental health struggles.
  • — Excelsior: Comic book writer and Marvel president Stan Lee died at age 95
  • — The Shaft: Keith and Chemda recount their experiences at comic book conventions, including their run-ins with Erik Estrada, Lori Petty, and The Beastmaster's Marc Singer. The gang discusses Chemda's chance to have breakfast with Isaac Hayes.
  • — Bonding: Bianca Brady jumps on mic to discuss Keith’s new favorite show The West Wing
  • — Huh?: The gang discusses Mississippi Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith saying, If he invited me to a public hanging, I'd be on the front row. Keith reads listener Gapeach’s commentary regarding the good of segregated proms.
  • — #ThisIsOurLane: A social media war has erupted between doctors and the NRA

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Melody Kamali
Melody Kamali
Ali and Melody
Ali and Melody
Stan Lee
Stan Lee
Erik Estrada
Erik Estrada
The Beastmaster's Marc Singer
The Beastmaster's Marc Singer
Lori Petty
Lori Petty
Isaac Hayes
Isaac Hayes
The West Wing
The West Wing
Aaron Sorkin
Aaron Sorkin
Cindy Hyde-Smith
Cindy Hyde-Smith
Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter

KATG 2977: Fuck Adam Curry w/ Matt B.

Sex with Robert Palmer; the history of KATG and Keith and Chemda's romance; the original podcasters November 12, 2018
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  • — Your Friend And Mine: We have Keith and The Girl stalwart Matt B. in studio discussing Keith’s girlfriend having sex with Robert Palmer
  • — Sakes: Matt reminisces on his history with KATG and discusses Keith and Chemda when they were in a romantic relationship
  • — The Originals: Keith and The Girl was mentioned on Joe Rogan’s podcast, leading the gang into a discussion about the first podcasters and the shadiness of the self-proclaimed Podfather Adam Curry. This leads to the “parallel thinking” between Keith and The Girl and Amy Schumer’s podcast 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which both have interestingly similar show descriptions.

Guests

Matt BMatt B

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Matt B.
Matt B.
The late great Robert Palmer
The late great Robert Palmer
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Ari Shaffir
Ari Shaffir
Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura
Tom Segura
Adam Curry
Adam Curry
Dane Cook
Dane Cook
Ricky Gervais
Ricky Gervais
3 Girls, 1 Keith
3 Girls, 1 Keith

KATG 2976: Simply Irresistible

Veterans Day; sex with Robert Palmer; military K9 adventures; mass shooter explained himself; Ruth Bader Ginsburg couldn't make photo with Brett Kavanaugh; Dennis Hof won election while dead; Steelers vs. Panthers; The Smiley Face Gang November 11, 2018
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  • — Gods Among Us: Chemda wishes Keith a heartfelt Veterans Day... kind of
  • — Addicted To Love: Keith's girlfriend, Kyle, revealed to him that she slept with singer Robert Palmer
  • — One Degree Of Separation: While on a military comedy tour with Kyle, comic Mike Cannon chose to get taken down by a military K9 while wearing protective pads. The dog bit into his arm.
  • — Can’t Keep Track: A shooter in a recent mass shooting posted his so-called motives on social media
  • — Coincidence?: Because of her injuries, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was not present for the first photograph with the Supreme Court justices that included Brett Kavanaugh
  • — Dead Wrong: The late Dennis Hof won his election race in Nevada despite the fact that he is dead
  • — Basketball Scores: The Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Carolina Panthers 52 to 21
  • — The Smiley Face Gang: Chemda and Xerxes got their smiley face hand tattoos, and listener Dave Rex followed suit to join the crew

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Robert Palmer (center)
Robert Palmer (center)
Mike Cannon after some K9 play
Mike Cannon after some K9 play
K9s
K9s
Ian David Long, Thousand Oaks, CA mass shooter
Ian David Long, Thousand Oaks, CA mass shooter
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Where's RBG?
Where's RBG?
The late Dennis Hof
The late Dennis Hof
Cam Newton
Cam Newton
Chemda and Xerxes and the beginning of The Smiley Face Gang
Chemda and Xerxes and the beginning of The Smiley Face Gang
Dave Rex joins the crew
Dave Rex joins the crew

KATG 2975: 2 Girls, 1 Keith w/ Andrea Allan

85-year-old Ruth Bader Ginsburg's broken ribs; who you will marry; El Chapo and how to get out of jury duty; John Leguizamo vs. Keith Malley: Latin History for Morons; Louis C.K.'s 70-minute Paris performance; Donald Trump vs. Lil Jon; Andrea's KATG influences November 8, 2018
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  • — Breaking News: We have Andrea Allan in studio discussing the great Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s recent injuries
  • — Mate For Life: Statistics have come out claiming that if you are 16 years old or older, you most likely already met the person you will marry
  • — Hugs Not Drugs: Notorious drug lord El Chapo, né Joaquín Guzmán, is seeking court permission to hug his wife
  • — Light Bulb Head: The gang discusses watching John Leguizamo workshop his new Netflix special Latin History for Morons
  • — Lucky Louis: Louis C.K. performed 70 minutes of stand-up in Paris, where he confirmed he's dating French comedian Blanche Gardin
  • — Confusion Tactics: Donald Trump claims he has never, in his life, made racist remarks, and that Lil Jon is lying when he claims Trump regularly referred to him as Uncle Tom on The Celebrity Apprentice because, despite spending a season together on camera, they've actually never met
  • — Toxic Masculinity: The gang discusses the controversial portion of Andrea’s comedy album and the even more controversial cover photo she just shot
  • — Herstory: The gang discusses how KATG has been an influence on Andrea and her stand-up. The group reminisces on the early days of Keith and The Girl.

Guests

Andrea AllanAndrea Allan

Pictures

Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
El Chapo and wife Emma Coronel Aispuro
El Chapo and wife Emma Coronel Aispuro
Chemda's old busted stool
Chemda's old busted stool
John Leguizamo and his chalkboard
John Leguizamo and his chalkboard
Chemda and John
Chemda and John
Louis C.K. and girlfriend Blanche Gardin
Louis C.K. and girlfriend Blanche Gardin
Donald Trump and Lil Jon
Donald Trump and Lil Jon
Andrew W.K.
Andrew W.K.
Andrea's album cover inspiration
Andrea's album cover inspiration
KATG History
KATG History
Intern Mike
Intern Mike

Brother Love
Brother Love
Andrea and Kyle
Andrea and Kyle
Patrice
Patrice

KATG 2974: Jewish Klansman w/ Alex Edelman

Voting; bacon vs. cocaine; (not) taking OTC medication; Yoko Ono's music(?); actor Todd LaTourrette cut off his own arm; Alex, a Jew, attended a white supremacist meeting November 7, 2018
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  • — Qualified: Alex Edelman is in studio discussing the midterm elections and why he thinks only Oprah Winfrey could defeat Donald Trump in 2020
  • — Mobility Scooters: Semi-kosher Alex has never tasted the sinfulness of bacon, though he's had no problems sampling cocaine multiple times. He discusses how Midwestern audiences respond to his Jewishness.
  • — Growth: Alex is in a healthy relationship with another comedian, and the gang discusses the self-care differences between men and women
  • — Oh No: The gang listens to some of Yoko Ono’s newest “music” and contemplates... why?
  • — Victim: Actor Todd LaTourrette has publicly stated that he deliberately cut off his own arm while he was off his medication for bipolar disorder, as opposed to his previous story that said he lost his arm in war

Guests

Alex EdelmanAlex Edelman

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Alex Edelman
Alex Edelman
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Yoko Ono
Yoko Ono
John Lennon and Yoko Ono
John Lennon and Yoko Ono
Paul McCartney
Paul McCartney
Todd LaTourrette and the saw he used
Todd LaTourrette and the saw he used
Todd in Better Call Saul
Todd in Better Call Saul

KATG 2973: South Park Susan w/ Nore Davis

Why your kids don’t google you; tattoos; Kanye West leaves politics; 50 Cent buys out 200 front row tickets at rival Ja Rule’s show; South Park Susan; Columbian nun becomes famous porn star; woman who fucked 20 ghosts gets engaged to one; how to rob a house November 6, 2018
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  • — Where Babies Come From: We have Nore Davis in studio discussing what it’s like to raise a child
  • — Forever: Nore weighs in on Chemda’s new tattoo idea and explains his multiple meaningless tattoos
  • — Yeezy Does It: Kayne West made a statement saying he was leaving the political world to focus more on his music
  • — Petty AF: Rapper 50 Cent bought 200 front row tickets to Ja Rule’s concert so that they would be empty. Comic Jay Mohr pulled a similar stunt on fellow comedian Craig Gass.
  • — 911 As Customer Service: 51-year-old white North Carolina woman Susan Westwood lost her job after footage came out of her drunkenly ranting and threatening two black women in a parking lot
  • — Old Habits Die Hard: After 8 years in a convent, Colombian nun Yudi Pineda decided to change careers and become a porn star
  • — What If She’s Right?: 30-year-old Bristol woman Amethyst Realm claims she has had sex with at least 20 ghosts since she was a teenager and is now engaged to a ghost that she met while visiting Australia
  • — Great Cover: 2 Canadian women were busted for breaking into a home. It turned out they worked for a cleaning service and went to the wrong address by mistake. This gives Keith ideas.

Guests

Nore DavisNore Davis

Pictures

Nore Davis
Nore Davis

Best buds
Best buds
50 Cent and rival Ja Rule
50 Cent and rival Ja Rule
Jay Mohr
Jay Mohr
Craig Gass
Craig Gass
Susan Westwood
Susan Westwood
Yudi Pineda
Yudi Pineda
Amethyst Realm
Amethyst Realm

KATG 2972: Thank U, Next w/ Megan Koester

Shopping and your budget; voter encouragement; estranged fathers and awkward mothers; Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson acknowledge breakup; Twitter to delete LIKE button November 5, 2018
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  • — Dicker Down: We have Megan Koester in the studio explaining how she uses her calculator watch to budget her life
  • — Vote Or Die: Oprah Winfrey went door to door to encourage people to vote
  • — Sent From My iPad: The gang discusses estranged fathers and awkward mothers
  • — <4 ever: Ariana Grande dropped the post-breakup song Thank U, Next while Pete Davidson briefly acknowledged the breakup on Saturday Night Live.
  • — Thirst Traps: Twitter is reportedly removing the LIKE button

Guests

Megan KoesterMegan Koester

Pictures

Megan Koester
Megan Koester
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Keith's dad's framed photo
Keith's dad's framed photo
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson

KATG 2971: Kentucky by Choice Part II w/ Shalewa Sharpe

Time change; happily married people that hit on you; Chemda's second tattoo; DMV employee dresses as a sloth; Keith's childhood punishments; No Nut November; The Great Kentucky Debate November 4, 2018
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  • — Tick Tock: We have the sarcastic and sweet Shalewa Sharpe in studio discussing her fascination with clocks and how she handled the time change
  • — Sliding In: A yard worker that Shalewa hired in 2011 found her Facebook and messaged her at 4:30 am though he is happily married with children
  • — Post Malone Over Here: Chemda is ready for her second tattoo. The gang talks tattoos and potential permanent mistakes.
  • — Art Imitates Life: A Utah DMV worker dressed up as a sloth as a nod to the character on Zootopia. The gang recalls Keith's childhood punishments.
  • — Edging: Unlike Movember, No Nut November is another stupid challenge for men
  • — Button Pushing Bitch: The gang revisits The Great Kentucky Debate and Keith reads listener Yannie Ann's brand new email

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Shalewa Sharpe
Shalewa Sharpe
Chemda's potential tattoo
Chemda's potential tattoo
Shalewa's Sesame Street tattoo
Shalewa's Sesame Street tattoo
Lovers Biff and Sully
Lovers Biff and Sully
Badtz-Maru
Badtz-Maru
Shalewa's Badtz-Maru tattoo
Shalewa's Badtz-Maru tattoo
Post Malone
Post Malone
The DMV worker who's got jokes
The DMV worker who's got jokes
The Lizzies, the girl gang in The Warriors
The Lizzies, the girl gang in The Warriors
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