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KATG 4002: $#!†-Fµ¢K (Living with Tourette Syndrome) w/ Benny Feldman

KEITH SAW A MOVIE HE LOVES! KEITH SAW A MOVIE HE LOVES! Yep, it’s true! Keith saw the biographical comedy-DRAMA(!!!) “I Swear,” and he cried his brains out in the best way. That led to him revisiting Benny Feldman—one of his favorite KATG guests—who was truly an open book regarding what it’s like being a stand-up comedian with Tourette syndrome. Also, Keith still has the best refrigerator contents in the game. September 5, 2026
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  • — Tearjerkers: Steel Magnolias and I Swear
  • — Keith celebrates another perfect shopping experience
  • — Listener Feedback: Shows 4,000 and 4,001
  • — THE LATEST FROM THE JAMES WEBB TELESCOPE!!!
  • — Benny Feldman, stand-up, and Tourette syndrome
  • — Keith and Listener John’s love of paper and games feat. Paparazzi Parodies by Ben Lerman

Guests

Benny FeldmanBenny Feldman

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Still the best shopping game in the business
Still the best shopping game in the business

KATG 4001: ARCADE.gov and ReadersMagnet w/ Andrea Allan

Just today, Keith got a spam call from ReadersMagnet, a scam company trying to take advantage of independent authors. This reminded him of the first time he happened to be called by the very same literary scouts some years ago while recording a live Keith and The Girl episode with Chemda and Andrea Allan. Today we re-listen to this classic KATG reverse prank call after discussing the arcade selections at ARCADE.gov and if there’s trouble in The Dog Pound. September 4, 2026
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  • — Remembering the greatest prank call of all time
  • — Revisiting Keith sucking off his dad’s thumb
  • — Listener MadameEks is proud to be the KATG complainer who, in all sincerity, started the whole “Is this all the show’s gonna be now?” meme
  • — Feedback on episode #4,000
  • — Government deregulation: First our lettuce, now our chocolate
  • — President Trump’s ARCADE.gov
  • — Another dastardly trick learned about Bill Belichick's New England Patriots
  • — Bop 25 by Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman
  • — Is Big Dick Blaine lying about never having a tattoo???
  • — Bose’s trustworthiness and the ridiculousness of policy “agreements”
  • — The Reasurgence aka Literary Book Scouts and the Technicals (SEO)

Guests

Andrea AllanAndrea Allan

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Guess who's back ...
Guess who's back ...
Don't forget your fresh salad
Don't forget your fresh salad

KATG 4000: SHOW #4,000 w/ The Chat Pack

Some of the best of The Chat Pack, aka; Big Dick Blaine, Neal, Hayley, Bryan, Roland, Newsy, Matthew, and Diana join Keith to celebrate Keith and Chemda’s podcast of well over 21 years by recognizing this very episode. This sexy octet does their best to help Keith recall 3,999 episodes by letting him know how they found KATG and what stood out the most: the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly. Interspersed with clips from the past, this show might make your head spin, but you’ll definitely laugh and cry. If you have feelings. I know Keith sure does. September 4, 2026
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  • — [The KATG App], [Rod Morrow’s introduction]
  • — Celebrating 4,000 episodes with listeners around the world [Andy Kindler asks about Keith’s accent] and Blaine misses Boys’ Weekend [Cathryn Lavery on Keith being the perfect host]
  • — Newsy questions Keith’s possibly Nazi 704 t-shirt [Newsy calls in about being arrested for graffitti], [Ted Alexandro on things being harr-errd]
  • — Superhero sex and intrusive thoughts [Bridget and the Squares perform Apples & Oranges and Winter]
  • — Forums fights and strangers arguing with themselves [Bad faith listeners], [Time Bomb by 4”Stud], [Keith begs listening haters to get out of his life]
  • — Getting kicked out of karaoke [Chemda and Ben Lerman perform In Spide of Ourselves]
  • — Matthew loves Not Gay Bobby [Bobby Mitchell caught driving on a DUI in a dress], [Goodbye, Porn Collection by Bobby Mitchell] and Jesse Joyce [Jesse Joyce as Woody and Keith as Dice]
  • — Remembering Patrice [Patrice the insecure lying theif]
  • — Hayley on Teen Mom Trash Talk [Tracy Carnazzo and Andrea help discuss the name to use when referencing a vagina in a sexual manner]
  • — Newsy remembers the KATG Cruise’s High/Low Talks and KATG’s fake wedding [Emmy and Newsy on teachers sleeping and shitting themselves]
  • — Remembering The Dawn and Drew Show [Adam Curry’s shady company PodShow]
  • — Neal heard KATG in middle school and then heard THE BREAKUP in high school [Keith and Chemda’s romantic breakup]
  • — Matthew and Hayley remember Chemda getting upset [Keepin’ It Real], [Deuce Deuce and Hadar], [The Gootz with Wendi Starling], [Michelle Collins]
  • — Newsy on Keith talking politics [VOTE!], [Keith the politician with Ted Alexandro]
  • — Newsy remembers Lucas’s death [Lucas’s standup submission], [Lucas’s letter about KATG], [Lucas’s suicide bridge that happened upon him]
  • — The Chat Pack discusses how KATG unapologetically shares the ugliness in the world [Betsy and Jack Helmuth on Roe v. Wade being reversed]
  • — Newsy exits the episode [Big Proud Boat], [Keith opens Sniffies]
  • — Neal on being an honest podcast [Static and Satellites by Merit]
  • — Matthew remembers racist liar EatsPaste’s cheating scandal/catching cheaters [Max Darwin]
  • — WARNING! KATG 25-MINUTE COMMERCIAL BLOCK! [KATG’s rules with Andrea and Clark Jones], [Andrea on Best Fiends with Jesse Jolles], [Dan Hartley on Quip], [Sam Evans and Carmen Lagala on Rothy’s], [Casey James Salengo on Sleep Number], [President Trump and Magic Spoon]
  • — KATG celebrating women [Katharine Heller and Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue], [Jesse Joyce on the death of Greg Giraldo], [Carrie Gravenson and Keith’s lack of literal direction], [Myka Fox on KATG vs. Danny Lobell], [Courtney Maginnis with Casey James Salengo on being sober for 2 days], [Ophira Eisenberg on Squid Game(s)], [Chemda as Christi Chiello], [Kyle Ocasio with her 12-year-old son Benny]
  • — KATG sponsors Neal like real HEROES!!! [Bianca on Father Malley’s kids sucking off his thumb], KATG old-school merchandise, and care [Bianca on Keith’s happiness]
  • — Diana enjoys The Real [Justin Smith on Facebookers clicking MAYBE on an invite]

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Keith's wardrobe
Keith's wardrobe

KATG 3999: HALLELUJAH! (Everybody Wants Some!!) w/ Rod Morrow

Hey, you guys ever get a … hold on, lemme look this up. [Dictionary Preferences: 2 words (blow job) preferred by Merriam-Webster and the Oxford English Dictionary. 1 word (blowjob) preferred by the American Heritage Dictionary.] Anyway, you ever get one? HOLY MAGOLEY! August 26, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — How Keith Got His Groove Back
  • — Dolly Parton, RIP
  • — Today’s Sponsor: Tom Brady’s 7-Foot C.U.M. Ropes
  • — Minimum Rage feat. The Men’s Club of Charlotte’s kitchen nightmare
  • — Remembering KATG shows 3993 - 3998 feat. Robert Alvarez and the Diamond Dogs
  • — At the Movies: Jason Statham's Mutiny, Spider-Man’s Jean Grey having sex with herself, Insidious: Out of the Further, and The End of Oak Street
  • — Sam Mendes’s proposed 4 Beatles movies and The Dog Stars contradicting trailers

Guests

Rod MorrowRod Morrow

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The Diamond Dogs' rigged rig
The Diamond Dogs' rigged rig
Fuck you, Guitar Center
Fuck you, Guitar Center
The foosball table being respected
The foosball table being respected
Rock 'n Roll, baby
Rock 'n Roll, baby

Just what Keith does ...
Just what Keith does ...

KATG 3998: Boys’ Weekend: RETURN OF THE CARNIVAL OF SINS (Theatre of Pain)

Keith, Buddy, Big Dick, and Killer finish their recording session discussing Virtual Reality “games” (you know the kind), the truly greatest BBQ spot in Charlotte, The Diamond Dogs’ tattoos, and the epic concert of Extreme, Tesla, and I guess Mötley Crüe. August 22, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Virtual Reality “games” (you know the kind)
  • — BBQ Lunch: Charlotte’s Nobel Smoke
  • — The Diamond Dogs’ tattoos
  • — Extreme, Tesla, and Mötley Crüe(?)

Pictures

Killer Kyle - and no, we won't tell you what "game" he was "playing"
Killer Kyle - and no, we won't tell you what "game" he was "playing"




Karen and Rod Morrow with The Boys
Karen and Rod Morrow with The Boys

Buddy Rick and KATG Tattoo #152
Buddy Rick and KATG Tattoo #152
Buddy Rick and Killer Kyle's KATG Tattoo #153
Buddy Rick and Killer Kyle's KATG Tattoo #153
The puzzle pieces
The puzzle pieces
Diamond Dogs
Diamond Dogs
Extreme's Francis
Extreme's Francis

Extreme's Ozzy tribute
Extreme's Ozzy tribute
This piece of dog shit ...
This piece of dog shit ...
Girls, Girls, Girls sponsored by Mattress Warehouse
Girls, Girls, Girls sponsored by Mattress Warehouse
Heavy Metal in 2026
Heavy Metal in 2026
Nikki Sixx being a weirdo with an 11-year-old girl
Nikki Sixx being a weirdo with an 11-year-old girl
Nature finds The Scarlet Bitch
Nature finds The Scarlet Bitch

KATG 3997: Boys’ Weekend: THE STRIP CLUB (Girls, Girls, Girls)

“A podcaster, a Canadian, a football coach, and a Texan walk into a bar.” The trio continues recapping their awesome weekend of friendship and whores as we learn everything you ever wanted to know about a strip club but were afraid to ask. August 21, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — The Diamond Dogs’ dads
  • — Charlotte’s The Men’s Club feat. Killer Kyle’s ex-lover & stripper and the tricks of the trade
  • — Charlotte’s Tilt on Trade

Pictures

Blaine's "Washateria" (but obviously A.I.)
Blaine's "Washateria" (but obviously A.I.)




The manager unsexily grabbing all the dollar bills
The manager unsexily grabbing all the dollar bills

Keith's into it
Keith's into it
Keith's rusted strip club memento ($3.50 retail)
Keith's rusted strip club memento ($3.50 retail)
Charlotte's Tilt on Trade
Charlotte's Tilt on Trade

KATG 3996: Boys’ Weekend: CAROWINDS I mean THE GUN RANGE (New Tattoo)

All 4 of the dogs are together! Thanks to Keith’s excellent planning, he’s joined by the whole gang featuring Big Dick Blaine, Buddy Rick, and Killer Kyle. BBQ? CHECK! Guns? CHECK! Titties? CHECK! Theme Park? Pardon? August 20, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Six Flags’ Carowinds
  • — BBQ Breakfast feat. Liz
  • — The Gun Range
  • — BBQ Lunch feat. Kyle’s dad
  • — Six-Foot Ropes
  • — New Tattoos
  • — Pool frolicking

Pictures

Hayden Panettiere, RIP
Hayden Panettiere, RIP
When we make plans, God laughs
When we make plans, God laughs

BBQ breakfast
BBQ breakfast
Keith's sexy state magnets
Keith's sexy state magnets




Keith and Buddy Rick at the range
Keith and Buddy Rick at the range
Keith's broken gun
Keith's broken gun
Keith's damage
Keith's damage
Big Dick Blaine and his even bigger gun
Big Dick Blaine and his even bigger gun

Hitman
Hitman
Killer Kyle
Killer Kyle
Blaine
Blaine
Rick
Rick

The Dogs
The Dogs
A celebratory smoke
A celebratory smoke
Kyle with his dad
Kyle with his dad
BBQ lunch
BBQ lunch
Tattoo shop #1's cookies
Tattoo shop #1's cookies
Tattoo shop #2's pork sandwhiches
Tattoo shop #2's pork sandwhiches
Keith getting ready for the strip club
Keith getting ready for the strip club

KATG 3995: Boys’ Weekend: THE POOL w/ Blaine

It’s only been 24 hours into Boys’ Weekend, and Keith and Big Dick Blaine already have plenty of ridiculousness to yap about. Before Buddy Rick and Killer Kyle arrive, the duo not only teach you the sincere foolproof way to be a millionaire, but they also discuss the amazing movies Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (96%) and Busboys (literally no rating), Keith’s and their mothers’ cooking, the disingenuous tricks at Keith’s pool, and looking up Charlotte strip I mean gentlemen’s clubs. August 15, 2026
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  • — The sincere foolproof plan to be a millionaire
  • — Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie the movie
  • — Busboys the movie
  • — Keith’s and Blaine’s mothers’ cooking
  • — The disingenuous tricks at Keith’s pool
  • — Looking up Charlotte strip clubs

Guests

BlaineBlaine

Pictures

Tabletop foosball (10-9)
Tabletop foosball (10-9)
You Don't Know Jack (Just sayin')
You Don't Know Jack (Just sayin')
Keith's new algorithm
Keith's new algorithm



Keith's culinaries
Keith's culinaries


Charlotte's mother
Charlotte's mother

KATG 3994: Prayers for the Melancholy w/ Shahrum & Heather, Robert Alvarez, Brother Love, Katharine Heller, and Newsy

New Madden! New VR mini golf course! And the games never stop!!! On this final Robert Alvarez re-listen, we also check in with co-guests Rockstar Brother Love, “HellKat” Katharine Heller, and Bad Boy Newsy thanks to listener-producers Shahrum & Heather, who cast this very episode. Before the party begins, Keith shares his thoughts on Father Malley using ChatGPT, Trump’s Sunshine Protection Act, a Shake Shack employee robbing his own Shake Shack before returning to work, and the upcoming boys’ weekend featuring guns, breasts, roller coasters, and Mötley Crüe I mean Tesla and Extreme. On with the show. August 15, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Keith’s new “Ouija” board
  • — Father Malley, phone sex worker
  • — Madden NFL 27 and gaslighting through ChatGPT feat. Father Malley
  • — Keith prepares for Boys’ Night
  • — The different ways listeners check on Keith’s mental health
  • — Rapist President Trump hears you and will pass The Sunshine Protection Act
  • — Shake Shack employee calls in sick, robs his Shake Shake the same day at gunpoint, returns to work two days later
  • — The REAL 2026-27 Pittsburgh Steelers are 1 for 1(!!!)
  • — Robert Alvarez’s 39 psychic guides
  • — Discovering Wordle and people-pleasing A.I.
  • — Heather learns in real time that Robert Alvarez gave Shahram a previous reading regarding if he should ask for Heather’s hand in marriage
  • — The future of KATG and Chemda
  • — Brother Love adulting feat. Safe-T-Man and The Original Bagel Guillotine
  • — Keith finally (and eagerly) responds to a jury duty summons
  • — The movie Nyad and questioning if the world’s greatest athletes have all been abused
  • — Robert Alvarez on Craig Klein, Katharine Heller’s future Australian forever partner, the upcoming 2024 presidential election, if Newsy should go into construction, the title of the TV show The Bear, and if Heather should pursue her art offerings vs. her corporate day job

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ShopRAWRS.com
ShopRAWRS.com
The KATG Cruise Day #1: Karaoke
The KATG Cruise Day #1: Karaoke
feat. Rise of the Melancholy Empire
feat. Rise of the Melancholy Empire
I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT!
Simply splendid!
Simply splendid!
Not too shabby ...
Not too shabby ...



On Day #1?! [shrug.jpg]
On Day #1?! [shrug.jpg]
The Party Fridge
The Party Fridge



Keith's new "Ouija" board
Keith's new "Ouija" board
Keondre Simmons, 33, (ex-)Shake Shack employee
Keondre Simmons, 33, (ex-)Shake Shack employee
The Kobe 6 All-Star 3D Hollywood
The Kobe 6 All-Star 3D Hollywood
Game #1 (too easy)
Game #1 (too easy)




KATG 3993: The Psychic and the Poltergeist w/ Robert Alvarez

12 years later, The Psychic Witch Robert Alvarez returns, this time over video during COVID; but still, nothing can slow him down (even the poltergeist he apparently lives with). Keith and Chemda catch up on Robert’s life, learn the future of their own lives, and get even more personal with The Great One. August 12, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Remembering Keith’s dad sabotaging Keith’s Super Bowl Domino’s commercial
  • — Remembering the split between Keith and Jeremy
  • — Listener Laura follows up on healing after a surprise breakup
  • — Robert Alvarez’s love and his all new psychic guide Anthony
  • — When Robert’s spirit guides communicate with clients’ spirit guides
  • — When Keith and Robert dismissed Catholicism
  • — The day Robert heard everybody’s thoughts/schizophrenia
  • — The Psychic Witch’s poltergeist puts away groceries
  • — The accuracy of The Conjuring
  • — The rising popularity of tarot cards
  • — When Keith had sex with a witch
  • — The future of COVID-19 in 2021
  • — The future of Israel and Palestine
  • — Britney Spears’ autonomy
  • — The future of Keith and Kyle Ocasio
  • — Chemda’s future health, her third eye, and her future with Xerxes
  • — Robert’s sex
  • — Keith’s stand-up: Daddy’s Home (Keith’s Discipline)

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100% scientifically accurate
100% scientifically accurate
A listener's Tower tarot card
A listener's Tower tarot card

Chemda judging Keith and Kyle
Chemda judging Keith and Kyle
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